Luke Castellan

A cowboy, a punk, a pirate, a queer witch, and a viking walk into a bar. Sorry- I walk into a bar.

[porkbunjuice]

Our islands are not a playground for your little "intrepid soul search". Pull up or fuck off

[cxste11xn]

FREE HAWAI'I

[thelittlescrimshaw]

Me: wow I’m way too attached to fictional characters

Me: *sees y’all send death threats to writers because you didn’t agree with their decisions*

Me: never mind I’m attached the healthy amount

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

This could literally be an Onion article

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Spending a nice 5 minutes in the Despair Pod before a union-busting robot physically pulls me out

[lastvalyrian]

unionising employees get sent to the mindfulness booth to atone for their sins

[nanoland]

checked it out and uh

‘small room’ is generous, motherboard 

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

THATS. THE SIZE OF MY SHOWER OH MY GOD

[brunhiddensmusings]

any word on how aggressively theyre going to take time in that booth out of your wages?

[greater-than-the-sword]

Do I feel ill because I am upset or do I feel upset because I am ill: a mystery

[greater-than-the-sword]

It’s that time of day again

[izzy-hands]

I’ll give you my heart to make a place for it to happen, evidence of a love that transcends hunger.

— Richard Siken

[sosuperawesome]

Renaissance Bodices

Costurero Real on Etsy

[officialgritty]

ball is life

[rdprice29-deactivated20210602]

@copperbadge You were admiring the dexterity of Gritty’s skeleton. Look at this!

[copperbadge]

Describing the person inside the Gritty suit “Gritty’s skeleton” is both accurate and deeply unfortunate, and I feel they would love to hear it. 

[odonata523]

We have no evidence that there IS a person inside of Gritty. Gritty may well be an elder god taken modern form.

[thatsthat24]

Those teachers who could not care less about leaving busy work for students… 📚

[sosuperawesome]

bleesart on Instagram

[indigenoustiktok]

[ID:

Person appears holding a bundle of furs.

“Hi! My name’s Siqiñiq, I am Iñuipaq from Alaska, Iñuit, and I want to show you my furs!”

They shift the furs in their arms, holding up a white with blue undertone fur.

“This is blue fox, I’m going to use this on my girl’s parka’s (atigi)”

They hold up a white and brown colored fur.

“This is lamb, which in the city many of us use as liners.”

They next switch to a caramel colored outfit.

“This is sikshrik, squirrel. This is what you would use as a liner traditionally. It’s much softer, so pretty.”

The next fur is a white-grey color.

“This is silver fox, my favorite.”

The Tiktoker holds up the finale fur.

“And my wolf!”

They wrap the wolf fur around their head.

“Okay, yesterday Biden signed support in one of the largest fossil fuel projects in North America right next to my village where my mom lives right now-“

White text that says “Willow Master Project” shows up. They put the fur down and bend closer to the camera.

“-a dynamite mine less then 10 miles away would be installed over 300 miles of pipeline. This completely goes against the Paris climate agreement.

You can take action now.

Visit the link in my profile, it’ll go to a YouTube video of testimony’s of real people in these communities. Then go to silainuat.org

Thank you!”

The video stops

END]

[iridessence]

Sila Inuat

[teal-deer]

Thank you for the transcript!

[kristina100000]

these two queens

[thedandyfrog]

This is what nightmares as a kid were like

[ironmaidenhead]

AMERICAN PSYCHO (2000) DIR MARY HARRON

[radon-nana]

motherfucker has a 15 step skincare routine but washes his hair with body soap and doesn’t use conditioner

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Yeah I don’t know if you know but this guy is a little crazy

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[catbountry]

The beginning.

[fluffmugger]

actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment  “cos THE progenative shitlord of  cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle  photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this: 

then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM

and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed. 

[kasaron]

The first cat memes. 

[prguitarman]

OG cat memes

[stevviefox]

Further proof cats invented the internet before humans did. Then took command of the human internet.

[politijohn]

[filmnoirsbian]

How come we can't just have villains anymore

[filmnoirsbian]

What if the evil fashion designer wanted to skin puppies because she was evil? What if the guy that stabbed a bunch of teenagers did that because he wanted to stab a bunch of teenagers? What if the evil witch wanted to cook and eat children because she was--you guessed it!--evil? Why's everybody gotta have some tragic backstory for sympathy points? Boo! I want to see some unrepentant bastard do bastardly things and, perhaps, a woman covered in blood, also.

[chewedcorn]

Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it…

[54viruses]

This is DEFINITELY someone I call an expert.