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MY ART BLOG: https://www.tumblr.com/the-ironic-monster

[the-ironic-monster]

Want High quality, full sized versions for MANY of my fanworks? Please donate ANY amount to my Ko-Fi for access to nearly all of them! thanks in advance!)

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(If you're interested in commissions, best to DM me and we can work from there. a proper post for them will happen later~)

[happyllamaglama]

[brucesterling]

[thememedaddy]

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

also-

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And also

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[brawltogethernow]

[lurker-lenore]

@thepromiscuousfinger

[thepromiscuousfinger]

Oh hey it's my favorite! We make them in doubles at home :3

[cumdumpstiel]

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

[unheardoracle]

Your dialogue is stiff because everyone is being too honest

Great dialogue can come from radical emotional honesty. But in most real conversations, people

dodge questions

answer indirectly

lie (badly)

change the subject

crack jokes to avoid serious answers

lie (convincingly)

say half of what they mean

tell the truth but get so anxious/angry/defensive others now think they're lying

If your dialogue feels unnatural, it might be because everyone is saying exactly what they think, or articulating their thoughts too well. Try letting characters hide things instead.

Subtext is where tension lives.

[ashyguysworld]

Tag yourself, I'm #tell the truth but get so angry/defensive others now think I'm lying

[the-ironic-monster]

TADC SHIP SKETCH COMMISSIONS! (Repost.)

Just doin a lil repost to say this is def still goin on (8 slots left tho.)

TADC Rare (or any) Ships Sketch Commissions

Commission available on Ko-fi.com

Here are the ones I've done so far!

(You may or may not get an extra doodle like this one if i feel like it too~)

Let's give rare ships some love~!

Thanks!

(If you want something not TADC related, look to my other offers~! thank you!

[hamham-moments]

[kosmogrl]

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

[birdandmoon]

A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

[citruscalamari]

bruh

[cyan-tier]

.. HOLY SHIT I HAVEN'T SEEN MA BOI AND HIS GRAMMAMA IN AGES-

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[nikkiissleepy]

new packing event

[the-ironic-monster]

TADC SHIP SKETCH COMMISSIONS! (Repost.)

Just doin a lil repost to say this is def still goin on (8 slots left tho.)

TADC Rare (or any) Ships Sketch Commissions

Commission available on Ko-fi.com

Here are the ones I've done so far!

(You may or may not get an extra doodle like this one if i feel like it too~)

Let's give rare ships some love~!

Thanks!

(If you want something not TADC related, look to my other offers~! thank you!

[seldomseensideblog]

One of ours.

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!