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A post with some of my designs. Just my fav ones.
Tell everyone you're not gay as in happy, but Queer as in FUCK YOU.
It comes in many colours: Ace, Aro, Genderqueer, Trans, more coming and more available on request.
(ex) catholic? Why not give up gender for lent?
Or you could show off your Aro pride and tell people that flirting just won't work with you.
Neo-Nazi Thomas Sewell is living in a secret multimillion-dollar compound in Melbourne’s far north-east “gifted” to him by one of the wealth
this is a real shocker of a story, and you can tell that it's just the tip of an iceberg. I strongly encourage any Australian to read this article in full, because these people are far more connected to wealth and power than I think anyone believed. This is becoming a serious danger. you can bypass the paywall on removepaywall if you need to. There is a lot of money flowing into the pockets of avowed Nazis seeking to start a race war in Australia.
It’s winter. You know what that means.
The doona is coming out!
every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically
btw if you've ever wondered why i make posts like this and get really obnoxious about nonbinary positivity. this is why
and for all of yall that are still figuring it out or aren't getting the support you deserve:
AFL 2026 - Round 12 - 30 May 2026
Fremantle Dockers vs Brisbane Lions
Full-time
11 wins in a row!!!
let’s keep smashing that record!
not gonna say it again!!!!
a BOG is a wetland that is acidic
a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline
FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!
a SWAMP is a wetland whose vegetation consists of trees or other woody plants
a MARSH is a wetland with other forms of vegetation
#A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
a MANGAL is a swamp whose soil concentrates high amounts of salt and very low amounts of oxygen, supporting little else than mangrove trees
a PEATLAND is a wetland whose soil concentrates decaying organic matter, becoming peat
Oh yeah baby, keep coming at me with watery environmental states
what about a heath?
Once again, i ask: does anyone remember that SPN fic where Chuck is plagued by visions of Dean and Cas having sex and he snaps and calls Dean to tell him to get it on, already! because he's running out of euphemisms for their dicks and he would like to stop propphesising about this, thank you! (and then Dean and Cas finally get the hint).
There's a whole paragraph of increasingly ridiculous euphemisms for dick.
I'm pretty sure it was a pre-2012 fic, but i don't think it got xposted to ao3, bc no combination of tags can find it for me :(
my favorite fantasy world is tortall
Alright tumblr, esoteric poll time. Have you ever been in the same room as the leader of your country?
Yes, once
Yes, more than one
No, but I don't think it's outside the realm of possibility
No, and I don't think I ever will be
Please reblog for bigger sample size, &c.
This feels like a standard Aussie experience
AFL 2026 - Round 11 - 22 May 2026
Fremantle Dockers vs Saint Kilda
Full-time
Wharfie time!!!
TEN IN A ROW!!!!!
hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"
In my country "greenie" is a slightly derogatory term for an environmentalist, which made this post confusing on first read.
what's greenie where op lives? we don't have that word at all in the uk (as far as we know)
From the context of the post I assume it's a brand of doggie chew or something
That looks like the most uncomfortable costume ever, like it's just pulling at every part of her body. Maybe that's also what's happening with her waist and (lack of) butt. Just... ouch.
She has diplomatic immunity due to her U.N. position, and also they provide her with free chiropractic services due to her standing position. (Why must superheroines always stand like this, it's like a rule xD )
(Page from Stormwatch Sourcebook (1994), Image Comics, submitted by anonymous)
Text for screenreaders:
Real Name: Maya Royko Height: 5'6" Weight: 115 lbs. Occupation: U.N. operative Group Affiliation: StormWatch Prime Legal Status: Nautika has diplomatic immunity due to her U.N. position First Appearance: Stormwatch #1 Powers: Nautika can breathe equally efficiently in air or water. She has electric arc powers, making her capable of delivering a power electric shock over a long distance. Her power is further enhanced by water - a 20,000 volt charge, conducted through water, would be equivalent to a 60,000 volt charge. Nautika was one of the original StormWatch members, trained by Backlash to make full use of her aquatic/electric powers. She serves as a moderating element in the early days of the team, keeping the peace between rivals Flashpoint and Battalion. When Sunburst joined the team, Nautika and he gravitated towards one another, eventually getting married shortly before StormWatch Prime's disastrous mission to Kuwait during the close of Desert Storm. Nautika, along with teammates Flashpoint and Sunburst, was believed dead by SkyWatch after that mission. She was in fact being held captive by Deathtrap in his penthouse fortress in Gamorra. It is unclear how her long imprisonment has affected Nautika, but SkyWatch psychologists fear that she recently released members of StormWatch Prime may have become gunshy, effectively ending their usefulness as crisis intervention operatives. Only time will tell if this is, in fact, the case.
Her boobs are so uncomfortable they’re trying to escape
Hot take: there is no valid reason that official government ID should have either a sec or gender marker on it. First name, last name, dob + up to date image will suffice. Address, if relevant.
Y'all know it's crucial to paramedics, right?
Any of my followers who are paramedics/first responders/emergency room staff want to attest that no, it isn't.
What do you think happens in dire medical emergencies where an unconscious person presents and doesn't have ID on their person at the time?
I'm always confused by why people seem to think that there is some sort of Penis Emergency that will kill you if paramedics perform the Vagina Procedure on your fully clothed body.
Hospital spoilers btw: blood isn't sorted by sex, it's sorted by type. The sex of the blood donor doesn't factor in at all when receiving a transfusion, and you will not be harmed by receiving blood from a donor whose sex is different than yours. Saying this because it's another misconception that I've heard.
if you're unconscious at the hospital and they need to operate and insert a catheter in your urethra, don't worry! they'll figure out if you have a penis or a vagina without having to look at a laminated card in your wallet
And if you have ambiguous or surgically modified genitals, they'll find your urethra anyway!
I think this is one of those things where folks are so used to it that they just sort of assume there must be a good reason for it. But the only reason for your sex to be on your ID is if your legal rights differ based on your sex. Like, it would be important for your ID to say F or M if, for instance, one of those categories was allowed to open a bank account but the other one wasn't. But as far as I can tell, we have mostly decided that legal rights should pertain to everyone. Which means that sex documentation really is just a throwback to a time when women were not considered full legal persons and therefore their legal status had to be officially displayed on their ID in order to maintain that distinction.
Honestly, the only major thing I can think of that still strictly legally requires sex distinction is the military draft. Which, A) still doesn't require sex be recorded on your drivers license, B) could be made sex-neutral, or C) could be abolished instead.
also, not all ID has sex or gender markers. There is no gender marker on my licence. name, dob, address, expiry, class, signature. No gender marker there.
Do you feel bad right now? Kinda listless, like everything is being dumped on you? Eternal misery that cannot be fixed? Try eating a potato. You'll feel a lot better.
Potatoes, while obviously the single most lifegiving crop in human history, have gotten a bit of an unfair rap in the media. Be it because of carbohydrates, not enough greenery, or the fact that everyone only eats them fried to a crisp in oil and heavily salted, it seems like there is always a chance for our so-called "truth tellers" to deliver a slam to the noble spud.
Of course, improving your mood will require cooking a potato. Eating them raw does not seem to make me feel any better. And that can be difficult, if you are already feeling pretty terrible. That's why I think we should replace the police with people who hand out a baked potato. They could have like a little oven or something with them and when you want one, you get one.
Now, now, I hear a lot of you saying: oh, but then who will arrest the criminals? That's scarcity thinking. There'll be no criminals anymore. If you're feeling like you might want to rob a bank, it's possible that you just need a baked potato. With chives, little sour cream, bacon bits? Any nearby Potato Officer will provide, and then you can go right back to having a productive life, doing some kind of weird hobby instead of threatening to shoot a bunch of people unless they give you money that you would just use to buy potatoes anyway.
So I want you to think about this the next time the city police budget comes up for renewal. That could buy a lot of potatoes. Hell, it could buy some fried potatoes. Damn, that sounds pretty good right now, doesn't it? Way better than having some kind of unaccountable stealth helicopter flying down your alley because some asshole didn't get to eat dinner this evening and has committed an unspeakable crime about it.
Nos I want to get a potato, wash it, wrap it in alfoil, and bake in the oven for 45 min before seasoning with butter, salt, garlic, chives, and cheese
imagine the following 2 scenarios:
shortly before the start of canon, jiang cheng, who fully believes that wei wuxian is straight, discovers a hidden stash of cutsleeve pornography in wei wuxian's room.
shortly before the start of canon, wei wuxian, who fully believes that jiang cheng is straight, discovers a hidden stash of cutsleeve pornography in jiang cheng's room.
who reacts more badly?
jiang cheng in scenario 1
wei wuxian in scenario 2
I’d have to say Jiang Cheng because he reacts badly to literally everything
In DnD, would Wei Wuxian be a bard or a wizard
Bard
Wizard
Secret third thing (dead)
UI has changed again and now whenever I scroll over a video instead of autoplaying in the background it jumps to full-screen mode and fucks with my scrolling
