CYANIDE AND CHEAP CHAMPAGNE

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[burt-cokain]

id be fuckin dead what the hell do you expect me to do a fuckin backflip

[cyanideandcheapchampagne]

hai faget

How long ago was this? I maed a niw tumbelr

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[davidthestrange]

The international symbol for “maybe I’ll make two sandwiches, not sure just yet” 

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I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

[cyanideandcheapchampagne]

My lesson's learned; stand downwind and watch it burn

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[dovahvhenan]

To just sleep in a car like this, with your best friend or boyfriend and not worry because its just you two and tomorrow you’re just going to climb out of bed and into the front of the car where you’ll drive off. Another day on your road trip together, living, laughing, loving.

But then you hear a noise outside. Your friend goes to investigate and never comes back. You wait, and then decide to go looking for them. You grab a torch and climb out and scan the trees with the light. 

You hear a dripping noise behind you. 

You turn around and see water dripping onto the car, but it’s not raining. You shine the torch onto the water, and realise it’s red. It’s blood. You look up, and there’s your friend, hanging from the tree above, stomach ripped open and hand reaching down, dripping blood. 

You go to scream but then something hits you from behind. 

You were in the first five minutes of Supernatural.

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[itscalling]

k1mkardashian:

chris is just a simple guy

always at 4pm

[djtinytim]

Keep this man away from Petco and all cats

[cyanideandcheapchampagne]

Before the thorns taught me their sharp lessons and bled weakness from me I had but one brother, and I loved him well. But those days are gone and what is left of them lies in my mother's tomb. Now I have many brothers, quick with knife and sword, and as evil as you please. We ride this broken empire and loot its corpse. They say these are violent times, the end of days when the dead roam and monsters haunt the night. All that's true enough, but there's something worse out there, in the dark. Much worse.

[cyanideandcheapchampagne]

Damaged people are dangerous; they know they can survive. 

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face down ass up that’s the way i like to cry in my room alone

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are you my big toe?

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because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

[toystory-hentai]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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Are you sure!?!?!?!?!?!

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