How’s It Goin Dood?

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[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[valtsv]

denying yourself enjoyment of things because you don't want to be 'cringe' is the most cringe thing you can do actually. like what are you, catholic?

[tyrannid]

[qv]

just becausw youre a man doesnt mean you cant be a girl

[corrode-in-repose]

[wilwheaton]

Too many folks don’t know that Musk is not an engineer. He is not an inventor. He is not a creator. He is a person whose fortune began with enslaved human beings pulling emeralds out of a mine. He is a person who has literally bought everything, including his titles and status in every company all these dummies believe he founded.

He is NOT a good person. He is a rich person, and way too many people think they are the same thing.

If he had ANY seriousness about making a single thing better in this world for the uncountable number of human beings who are suffering right now, and not just getting attention or cosplaying as Tony Stark, he would have done it by now.

Way too many people admire the myth, while they ignore the truth of the shitty billionaire who smeared a literal hero who saved children’s lives as a “pedo”, because Musk’s ego got bent out of shape when he couldn’t make something the world cared about all about himself. He has numerous children, who he has just abandoned. His factories are consistently reported as being toxic, racist, environments. And all these folks are like, “yeah but rockets.” Do you even hear yourselves?

He’s awful. All these things y'all claim he’s “making” are coming from actual geniuses who do actual work. He could fund all their work, and really change the world in meaningful, tangible, immediate ways with his fortune, without being the poster child for fragile male egos. But he doesn’t. And way too many people are totally cool with that.

[maswartz]

[wilwheaton]

Like, if you didn’t know, that’s one thing. But now you know, so are you gonna stop worshipping this guy, or what?

[finalgrrrl]

this post is KILLING me what in the patriarchy

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[patrickpants]

[joshthewizardking]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thoracicbees]

mutuals do this

[homoidiotic]

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

[mccreechii]

Describe yourself on anon and I'll say if I'd date you.

[question-meme]

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on. 

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[aropride]

im so srs humans were made for art and friend and food and beddy bye. i mean this

[aropride]

and help each other. humans were made for help each other

[funnytwittertweets]

[garbage-empress]

ye awaken with a minty butthole

how do ye proceed

[0kkvlt]

Look butthole

[garbage-empress]

ye spread ye cheeks to the nearest mirror. inside ye butthole is a bottle of DR. BRONNER'S PEPPERMINT SOAP

[0kkvlt]

Take soap

[garbage-empress]

ye attempteth to take ye soap out of ye butthole but ye buttholds fast

[0kkvlt]

Look room

[garbage-empress]

ye look around ye room. this is where ye sleep on a stinky matress without a bedframe or sheet to be found. on ye wall ye sees ye HUNKY FIRECHUNKS CALENDAR (2015), ye chest o'drawers has a record player with FLEETWOOD MAC - RUMOURS on the spindle, ye night stand has a small bottle of DR. BRONNER'S BUTTHOLE RELEASE cream. doors to ye bathroom and ye kitchen are both on ye north wall.

[0kkvlt]

Use record player use record player

[garbage-empress]

ye listen to the entirety of FLEETWOOD MAC - RUMOURS, playing THE CHAIN four times in a row, forgetting about ye minty butthole problems.

[0kkvlt]

Look calendar

[garbage-empress]

Ye narrator tires of using pseudo old timey speech and she suddenly abandons it. The HUNKY FIRECHUNKS CALENDAR is flipped to JULY 2015, on it there is a HUNKY FIRELAD, insanely toned wearing nothing but a fire helmet and a jock strap, he is partially submerged in a giant bowl of chili. Between his legs he straddles a large firehose, clearly a penis metaphor. His eyes look seductive but somehow, impatient. Like he has an important meeting to get to, a meeting with your genitals, perhaps? Oh also I guess you circled JULY, 17TH, 2015 for some reason but whatever.

[0kkvlt]

Go kitchen

[garbage-empress]

It's your kitchen. On your refrigerator sits a goblin. On the walls are two sexy calendars - both from 2015, one is SPICY FIREFIGHTIN' LASSES and the other is AGENDER ARSONISTS, maybe you wished to give the firefighters a purpose by giving them fires to fight? After all, what's a sexy hero without a sexy sexy villain? You don't have a stove, stop asking about the stove.

[0kkvlt]

Hug goblin

[garbage-empress]

You embrace the goblin. The goblin, touch starved, begins to cry on your shoulder.