I'm So Sorry You Wound Up Here...

This is my BS and SJ blog. The header is from Lackadaisy Cats

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[pmamtraveller]

By Jocelin Carmes

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

[grawly]

Flowers For Algernon (1959)

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[cobaltdays]

if you follow me thanks *restores your hp*

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[rationalisms]

using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

[cryptotheism]

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

[punkitt-is-here]

this is what LMFAO did with party rock anthem

[storyweavingspider]

Lindsey Graham getting confirmed as a sissy by the pre-transition sex worker he hired a decade ago isn’t something I planned to learn this fast but damn.

[lastoneout]

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

[jame7t]

Feeling upset rn can a milf mistreat me rq

[raiasintended]

*keeps you constantly plugged in at 100% charge even though this will drastically decrease the lifespan of your lithium-ion battery*

[jame7t]

it hurts

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that