I'm So Sorry You Wound Up Here...

This is my BS and SJ blog. The header is from Lackadaisy Cats

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[jame7t]

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

[errorschacha]

Well, it was nice to get a few years of somewhat decreased open public pressure for women to all have visibly dangerous restrictive eating disorders.

[hypersensationalism]

(furiously jerking off) actually south park… fuck… south park makes fun of both sides equally

[emmaklee]

Nishimoto Ryota

a piece of wood carved to fit perfectly into a zippered plastic bag

[txttletale]

tumblr recommending communities to you is an awesome way to discover a constant stream of new and exciting groups of 30 to 200 people you Dont want to meet ever

[jasper-rolls]

game dev: we make deep, meaningful, games with real messages. we don’t want our games to be just mindless and feel good - we make games to say something about the world we live in

community: hey this bit seems to be kind of weirdly racist

game dev: actually we aren’t saying anything and our games are just for fun and there is absolutely no correlation between this and anything in the real world

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[eyecantread]

[cyansshit]

Not to tin foil hat or anything, but if these weren't psyops he'd be dead already

[cyansshit]

Even a mentalist couldn't see that one coming

[scarybrained]

[WITNESS LOG: THE FALLEN LEAVES, 199x]

"Well sure, I love Over the Garden Wall, but I'm not really sure I would watch something like that written by someone with something as terrible as depression... What about Over the Garden Wall's story is sad? It's ridiculous. I guess these old OTGW comic advertisement gifs from ~2018 are cool, tho..."

[mesetacadre]

If you ever meet someone on the internet claiming they're from the USA, watch out because they're most likely an AI bot. nobody in the US can afford an internet connection (because they're so poor) and even if they could their schools are so underfunded they couldn't even know how to use the internet

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[epilepticsaints]