B;^)

I'm Darcy she/her  ♈️ 🐀🐀🐀

[cum-padre]

I love this gif so much its so hateful

[girlnephew]

[xanaxfarts]

An assortment of paintings by Mark Rothko (1903-1970)

[mythopoeism]

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

[pricklydyke]

ok im obsessed w this tag

[lifeinpoetry]

i killed a plant once because i gave it too much water. lord, i worry that love is violence.

— José Olivarez, from “Getting Ready to Say I Love You to My Dad, It Rains,” Citizen Illegal

[weaver-z]

Wonka: You STOLE Fizzy Lifting Drinks!!

Hannibal, drifting around on the ceiling: And if you are wrong, Will?

[coolxatu]

me watching it all unfold

[stimman4000]

even more extraordinarily good cropped conservative images

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[ditzyalpaca]

your man thinks putting caramel on onions is caramelizing them

[ortut]

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[special-lucky-chosen-one]

c u r s e d

[snozzzz]

@brattylikestoeat

[catchymemes]

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

The Roses of Heliogabalus (detail), 1898 oil on canvas Lawrence Alma-Tadema

[hungwy]

life would be so different if i was a beaver at a zoo but then again some things would also stay the same

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

Mhhhm *taps my pen against my clipboard and checks the time*

[disco-cheese]

IM LAUGHING AT THIS HEADLINE

[angelfiredpod]

RIP Sophie. A pioneer and an icon.

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[unclefather]

miss the days when i could just go out and do this

[sugluvgalaxy]

I stepped on someone doing this

[sugluvgalaxy]

They made a sound like bagpipes being compressed. I wasint sorry.