Been rolling around some AdP headcanons and my wifi's down but since for some god forsaken reason I can still use tumblr... here they are
Khn and Klek have been on Earth long enough to have picked up some basic Human Languages tm by immersion but they're not fluent in it, and their accents are still very thick. Kinda think like if you spend every June in Mexico but you're from England or smth. You get enough for basic convos but you can't hold a convo lol. They also do not distinguish between English and French so they speak an awful Frenglish
Khn and Klek are technically agender (alongside the rest of their species) but kinda just use whatever pronouns/identity whoever they're talking to with decide they are, and it obv does not bother them. Are they he's to this person? sure ok. She's to this other one? that works too. They's? Also perfectly fine
They don't really get how currency works.. so they'd like buy a pack of hotdogs with a 20 bill, leave, and not bother to get the change
Gravity on Earth is a teeny bit lower than it is on their homeworld, which Khn uses to his advantage to do his silly ass poses. The difference is not enough to have any long lasting effects... but it did def make their first few shows kinda awkward
They think hotdogs are a type of creature similar to how sardines are... dont tell them the truth
And now for some spec for their homeworld
It has 3 suns and 3 moons. Each celestial group sometimes aligns into a triangle, and rarely both align into a triangle on the same day, which is considered the planet's version of new year's . Even rarer sometimes both groups are triangular AND one eclipses the other, which is kind of their version of a "new millennium"
Their written language is a mix of logograms and syllabic similar to Mayan glyphs
The climate is fairly arid and often consists of every variant of Jean Moebius type desert, salt flats, tall dry mountains, etc you can think of. Natural, pyramidal structures tend to jut out of the ground frequently. "Jungles" exist which are more surreal areas full of the pyramidal forms and giant versions of the cactus/succulent-like plants that are found elsewhere on their world. "Oceans" are rare and never get more than maybe 33 ft at their deepest, with the deepest ocean abyss on their planet prolly being like... just 333 ft deep. So kinda just a big lake
Their species creches, so they raise a ton of younguns (larva? cubs?) together communally, hence their "everyone is a fan of everyone else and knows everyone" thing
Their black and white dots serve 2 purposes: temperature regulation (shoutout to a fic I read but can't credit since I can't open any site but tumblr rn) and aposematic colouration.. so they might be kinda poisonous lol
Shoutout to another fic where they have an underground market for Earth media (music esp) bootlegs
They are omnivores but most caloric content comes from animal proteins, tho mostly from just fish and small game, with the rest being fruits/vegs. They have no equivalent to grain or dairy. Hence why Khn and Klek are so fond of hotdogs and sardines, it reminds em of home
While their species is pretty humanoid for the most part, the other animal life on their planet is very surreal and kind of nonsensical, but they all have similar polka dots or variants of it (i.e. maybe some have more like jaguar spots, etc)
