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i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary

misophonie

he was just very real about it

violentoffender

skarchomp

the fantasy lesbian adventurer is immune to the seductive evil sorceress's feminine wiles because she's butch4butch

maxknightley

this is exactly why any evil sorceress worth her salt keeps a towering knightgirl in gleaming black armor "on retainer"

maxknightley

well it's one of two reasons anyway

bish0ps

I was crying throwing up laughing for like an hour nobody believes him

armenains-archive-deactivated20

favorite vine

girlballs-archive

aborted horse: hey can you abort some sugarcubes and an apple? i'm kind of hungry in the aborted horse purgatory dimension

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real