Today's Document
oozey mess
we're not kids anymore.
#extradirty
Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi
JVL
if i look back, i am lost
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occasionally subtle
izzy's playlists!
pixel skylines
Not today Justin
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Three Goblin Art
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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ojovivo
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@innkked
When I was a kid my uncle gave me his old macbook to use for school he shipped it to us and when it arrived I opened it and it smelled like uncle. It had this uncle aura for weeks. I have 7 uncles and they all smell like the inside of a DVD case
Today after about a week of confusion and asking people in real life if they've noticed anything, I discovered that there is, in fact, not a bizarre 2026 trend of "Mr Beast Pregnancy Memes" and it is all in fact just a series of tumblr posts from one Ukranian who I've never met named Petro and my two chaos incarnate tumblr mutuals who are so fascinated by the world he is conjuring that they have both been drip-feeding it onto my otherwise relatively normal tumblr dashboard.
In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.
And stay safe everyone!
crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml
oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight
happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month
what if we don't wanna be?
then i hope for peace
june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be
this lettuce smells like dog
you bought dog lettuce
levels of mutualship :
the closest thing to real soulmates you can find
we fought in the same trenches and have a warrior's bond that carries over into every stage of life
friend i sit next to in every class and pass notes to/whisper to constantly
academic peer/colleague that i respect and have a little intellectual crush on
neighbour in the same apartment block that i say hi to on the stairs
neighbour across the street who i wave at every morning and evening
we're regulars at the same bar
i can't even remember who you are but if you weren't here there would be something fundamental missing
which mutual is prev?
the closest thing to real soulmates you can find
we fought in the same trenches and have a warrior’s bond
friend i sit next to in every class and pass notes to constantly
my little intellectual crush
neighbor in the same apartment blog that i say hi to on the stairs
neighbor across the street who i wave to every morning and evening
we’re regulars at the same bar
i can’t even remember who you are but you’re fundamentally important
nuance/prev is bald/tags
i polled it 👍 pls reblog for a larger sample size guys. get your mutuals to vote on which mutual you are. cmon
lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me
maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots
my beautiful peer reviewed child named jstor
sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me
There's a recurring online tendency to aestheticize consensus itself. The imagined future village is full of emotionally compatible people who enjoy communal gardening, conflict resolution circles, acoustic folk music, mutual aid potlucks, and repairing bicycles together at sunset. Which is nice for the people who genuinely enjoy that lifestyle. But plenty of humans are solitary, prickly, obsessive, urban, nocturnal, sensory-seeking, technologically attached, contrarian, novelty-seeking, private, or just plain difficult. Those people do not evaporate after the revolution. They do not get Left Behind while you are Raptured into the Utopia. They become your neighbors.
we need to save that poor girl on twitter getting cancelled for describing in great detail how she would cook eat and serve paul mccartney for dinner
come to the table of plenty
for those who haven't seen it
