A boy can dream, can't he?
Well then do I have some good news for anyone looking at this post who is equally annoyed by this bowel evacuation that's exploded all over their start menu. You can get rid of that poostorm of junk in your start menu by creating a single registry key, then putting a single data point in that key and setting its value to 1.
For those who want a full walkthrough, the most succinct one I've found with the best screenshots is at Tom's Hardware. But I'll post the steps right here.



















