Factory Runes

Your home for Rune Factory Headcanons, fics and general fun!!

[fiti-vation]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Having sensory issues is weird. Like someone rings the doorbell once and there go my evening plans

[laysthefangirl]

Yesterday I touched a box that felt “wrong” and I spent the rest of night trying to get that feeling off my hands.

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

i scraped my teeth together while eating so I didn’t finish my meal

[error404-redacted]

Oh my god this is a thing??? I’ve been doing this shit all my life. I’d touch something wrong and try to touch correctly for hours afterword

[cyberrunes]

I feel like I just want every room to have a designated cold smooth surface. Whenever I feel something bad I just need one.

One day, when I have a house, I'll just put a porcelein bowl in every room and hold it untill I feel better

[the-twisted-otaku]

Viren is a human and therefore not connected to a Primal source, which is why only after using a spell did he manage to look inside the magic mirror.

However, Runaan is an elf, so it would make sense for him to be able to see inside it. So while Viren was asking him about it, as Runaan looked into the mirror, who knows what he saw - perhaps he saw Aaravos, staring back at him.

And since Aaravos didn’t have to use a spell, I think it’s safe to assume he could already see on Viren and Runaan’s side. (Which is why at one point he tested Viren to see if he could see him too.)

[gojzai]

Im just picturing like Runaan seeing Aaravos on the other side and Aaravos fucking fortnite dancing or smthin whilst Runaan desperately tries to keep his cool before just straight saying it’s worse than death

[the-twisted-otaku]

Viren: You will tell me what this mirror is.

Aaravos, from inside the mirror: *doing the hit or miss dance from that certain tik tok clip while mouthing the lyrics*

Runaan: …let me tell you, what you have here is something worse than death.

[lavander-aavaros]

This is canon

[crystalizednight]

I spent like 5 minutes on this I hope you enjoy it lmao

[salesmain]

has anyone written a solavellan shrek au? asking for a friend…….

[salesmain]

@cyberrunes : Are you looking for something in the shrekverse as it were or still thedas

I guess I was thinking in the Shrekverse? but Thedas could work too as an AU or something? I just feel like Solas as an ogre can really work lol

[cyberrunes]

Huh! Oddly enough I was picturing Solas Fiona what with him waking from a thousand year old sleep and all.

But both are very him sounding.

[salesmain]

Ohhhhh I totally see that too! HUHHHH. I like it either way!

[cyberrunes]

Okay! So this became a lot bigger than originally anticipated but I thought you might want a peek. 

I posted a preview on my new DA blog! Here you go:

https://scrambled-elf.tumblr.com/post/183454608833/solavellan-shrek-au

[salesmain]

has anyone written a solavellan shrek au? asking for a friend…….

[salesmain]

@cyberrunes : Are you looking for something in the shrekverse as it were or still thedas

I guess I was thinking in the Shrekverse? but Thedas could work too as an AU or something? I just feel like Solas as an ogre can really work lol

[cyberrunes]

Huh! Oddly enough I was picturing Solas Fiona what with him waking from a thousand year old sleep and all.

But both are very him sounding.

[binary-bird]

Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

Keep reading

[slopaganda]

fun activity: lesbians, describe your theoretical taste in men

[slopaganda]

i see everybody’s got their third eye open today 

[nope-zero]

what does this even mean

theoretical… taste… .. ????

[cyberrunes]

It means if you were, hypothetically, interested in men which ones do you think would be your type?

Because most lesbians do not have a type of guy they date because they straight up wouldn't date a guy. So they have to make a theory about what type of guy they'd like if they liked men.

[cyberrunes]

Daphnae, Kyra, Roxana and Aspasia have amazing chemistry with the leads of Assassin's Creed Odyssey and it is a crime that you cannot continue a romance with any of them but you are forced to have a baby with literally two of the most boring side characters in the game.

[theconqueeror]

assassin’s creed odyssey season pass being 50% off now? more like nice try homophobes

[cyberrunes]

@uncomfortablequeermonkey

Basically what happened is Assassin's Creed Odyssey forces Kassandra or Alexios to have a baby with someone of the opposite gender in the game.

If you turn down the romantic advances of the person you are still forced to have a child with them which brings up some big issues with consent. If you play Kass or Alexios as gay (which is a possibility Ubisoft bragged about pre-release) they still forced to have that baby.

Then the original trophy for having this baby the game forces on you no matter the choices made by you, Kass or Alexios was called "growing up." A phrase that was particularly insulting to the bi, gay and lesbian folks playing the game but also pretty patronizing to anyone who was playing a Kass or Alexios who had made choices to avoid this outcome for whatever reason throughout the game.

So, there's a summary of the most common complaints from LGBT folks. Of course, a lot of gamers regardless of identity dislike this simply because a game marketed as being built around choice took away your and the character's ability to make one of the most life altering choices of all: whether or not to have a child.

[rtarara]

Not good enough, Ubisoft

You’re still making people who played as gay characters fuck someone of the opposite sex. It’s super homophobic. Making it “utilitarian” doesn’t change that. I was planning to buy the game soonish (I’m saving every cent for something very important to me rn) so I’m not even the most affected, but can’t we have one game for fuck sake? I loved watching all my friends playing this cool lesbian assassin and then watching them deflate is just so shitty and it happens ALL THE TIME. I’m personally not buying another Ubisoft game until and unless it’s fixed. I’m planning to have kids. I have nephews and a much younger brother. They’ll be getting games from other companies. I don’t have much power. I can’t force them to fix it, but I can not give them money so that’s what I’ll do.

[cyberrunes]

Tbh I feel like it's even worse now?

Like, I got a friend who's also a gay and she and her male bff have a kid together because they both wanted a family and the monogamous life partner thing just didn't seem to be working out. At least you could Headcanon that for a gay Kass ar Alexios in the last version (although the execution was still icky.)

Now it's, my gayness bows to the need to continue your glorious bloodline. Is it just me or is that grosser???

[dragonagedreamer]

Dragon Age Story Generator. @a-shakespearean-in-paris & @kagetsukai thought you’d find this fun!

[cyberrunes]

I threw up on Solas at Skyhold and I don't know what to do about it.

[phantomrose96]

I read Hamlet back in high school and to this day my absolute favorite thing about it was when Guildenstern was trying to fool Hamlet into doing something or other and Hamlet’s savvy to it but rather than saying “you’re lying and trying to trick me” instead Hamlet outta nowhere whips out this flute and tells Guildenstern to play it.

And Guildenstern is all “I dont know how to play a flute, my lord”

And Hamlet takes a dramatic pause before he absolutely ruins Guildenstern with, “Well thats funny considering you thought you could play me”

[phantomrose96]

this post sounds like im exaggerating but im not it’s straight up canon

[cashwheel]

fucking legendary power move

[cyberrunes]

"Hamelt keeps a flute in him to play while he's just hanging" is what I got from this

[wit-witch]

what men call “logic” is really just a lack of empathy

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

and what they call “objectivity” is really just subjectivity lacking in self awareness

[paci-fisticuffs]

And what they call “common sense” is usually just a series of social biases that they’ve never bothered to analyze or question.

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

Do you ever actually talk to regular people?

[one-half-bear]

The only people radfems talk to is each other because no one else likes them.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

> subjectivity lacking in self awareness

Well, this is ironic. They’re projecting harder than IMAX.

[starkillerrx]

what feminists call “men” is really just a strawman dudebro based on sitcom and college movie clichés.

[ultramaga]

Feminist: What men call “logic” is really just a lack of empathy Also Feminist: Why don’t companies hire more feminist computer programmers? That’s racist! And Islamophobic!

[cyberrunes]

Is that second piece a quote from an actual feminist or you straw man version of a feminist?

Feminists do often use straw man dudebro's as evidence but here you are doing the same thing. You're all the same, lashing out because someone doesn't think like you.

Have you considered conversation? And I don't mean that aggressively or passive aggressively or whatever.

Instead of assuming men do not want to be empathetic and putting random, unrelated words in the mouths of women does anyone just want to calm down and talk?

[cyberrunes]

Sometimes I can't believe a movie written by two trans women about a man who feels emasculated by society so he takes a pill to escape a world made out of binary is the movie some cis guys chose to rally behind to cling to archaic gender norms

[amazingspidey16]

[eroscestlavie]

okay but why is that kylo cosplayer so good omfg

[kemonos]

that isnt cosplay this is real movie footage

[cyberrunes]

I love this more than words can describe

[demilypyro]

Still don’t know what fortnite is about

[missjukebox8bit]

As far as I’m aware, it’s about meme-obsessed skydivers trying to shoot Thanos for interrupting their dance-off

[nephenees-lance]

I will announce the Nephenee winners in a few days!

Thank you to all who submitted!

[nephenees-lance]

Oh Woops did I say winnerS…

*shifty eyes*

[cyberrunes]

Everyone's a winner if we get to see Nephenee