Which road to take?

A collection of things.

[frontmansdefender]

I wish every ad that takes you to app store or any site as soon as your finger accidentally touches it a very. bankrupt and die

[homunculus-argument]

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

[homunculus-argument]

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

[officialunitedstates]

this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

[gonereducedtoatoms-deactivated2]

op are you a time traveler

[officialunitedstates]

ooops sorry ignore this post for a few years

[officialunitedstates]

only 3 more years

[internetgreatesthits]

[homunculus-argument]

Give a man a mask, and he'll show the world who he truly is. Teach a man to mask, and nobody can tell he's autistic until he has a breakdown.

[thememedaddy]

[homunculus-argument]

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

[dreamsareliminalspaces-deactiva]

Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk

[homunculus-argument]

That was also me.

[adeline-wheat]

Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?

[homunculus-argument]

I wish I knew any other way to do anything.

[avocadobananas]

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

[closet-keys]

idk if cis people need to be told this directly, but if you have a trans friend--not acquaintance but a friend!-- who is currently actively transitioning in a way where their presence is different whenever you see them

(whether that's haircuts, clothing, jewelry/piercings/tattoos, or things like growing breasts/removing breasts or growing body hair in new places/removing body hair in new places, or changes in voice with voice training or testosterone, etc.)

you can compliment them on those changes!

usually we're very excited for them. it's fun to emerge as a person after a long time suppressing everything about us.

but most of the world will respond to these changes by either insulting us outright or doing this thing where they avoid drawing attention to the changes at all, as if they are an unfortunate or shameful secret, and exclusively compliment things that have not changed.

I think sometimes people might think that it's better to not bring up anything unless we do first, but it's honestly very nice to have friends compliment changes I'm actively taking for myself. I love to have friends tell me they like my voice, or how my chest looks under shirts. I had one friend tell me my pit hair got longer in a "hell yeah" kinda way and it made me smile.

you can compliment your friend's transition! it's fun and nice.

(but like obviously be aware of your surroundings and your relationship to people & don't out anyone or sexually harass anyone. I shouldn't need to include this, but whatever I'll say it anyway. no one use this post as an excuse to put trans people in danger or exploit their vulnerability.)

[my-dailydreams]

[iosonomer-blog]

[hemingwayiii]

Unmute

[hemingwayiii]

I've posted this before, but every time I've seen it since I can't stop watching it repeat over and over. Like the man says, "Unmute"

[should-be-sleeping]

Mutuals do this.

[paper-mario-wiki]

this guy is so unbelievably good at making music videos of himself dancing with himself in different outfits

[weshallbekind]

THEY ARE ALL HIM??

[egberts]

*evil villain voice* it's time to say labyebye to your labubu you big fuckin lababy *woodchipper sounds*

[were--ralph]

Tweet of the year

[homunculus-argument]

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

[homunculus-argument]

terfs: 10,000 years after you die, archeologists will always be able to tell your assigned gender and that's all they're going to know about you! archeologists in real life: By the height, and slight stature compared to the adult men, the last skeleton at the scene most likely belonged to a woman or a teenage boy. The damage and marks on the bones and the wear of the teeth imply the progressed stages of multiple veneral diseases, which doesn't narrow it down much.

[transpigeon]