Cymag

D A N I - P A N T S alt | RIP Twitter lol | 36 | Meme lord | Mastodon: @Cymag and @CyborgMagm4r

[cyborgmagm4r]

Hello there

I've been camping on this url for a long time, probably close to 10 years, time to finally use it now that the bird app is on fire. I have 4,000+ drafts on my main blog that I've had since 2009, many of which are cheeky meme posts. Please god I need to get my main blog's drafts under control. Oopsies!

This is gonna be my socialization and meme reblogging happy place. I used to be way more talkative on my main blog. But now that my main blog is getting seen by professionals and potential employers, I'm keeping it quiet, except for the rare comments in tags.

Imma be working on this blog to make it enjoyable for me to post on. Main blog mutuals are welcome! Might edit this post if I want to. Cymag signing off!

— Sun Nov 20, 2022

[sacred-portal]

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[mjrtaurus]

I love how the Elder Scrolls series had a race of hive-minded steampunk elves that were so aggressively anti-theistic that they built a synthetic god to act as an existential negative integer to all creation just to test the hypothesis that it could be cancelled out. But upon powering this synthetic god on, the inherent illogic and irrationality of apotheosis spread through the hive-mind like an atomic blast wave, and these elves who based their entire worldview in logic and rationality could no longer justify their own existence, and so they cancelled themselves out of the universal equation, in part proving their hypothesis in the process.

[coruscatingcoven]

My favorite thing about this franchise is that this deep lore take coexist with "The Dwarves were smote for the hubristic folly of trying to build God" and "The Dwarves' superweapon backfired and killed them" within the text of the game and franchise. The competing perspectives on historical events and the biases and interpretation is just That Good Fantasy Bullshit

[elderscrollsconceptart]

Your Khajiit companion wondering what the FUCK he's gotten himself into

[bernard-jackson]

[bats-online]

Ideas in the 1890s: What if cocaine was a health drink

Ideas in the 1920s: We should make a new kind of plastic you can eat

Ideas in the 1960s: We should invent a new and more civil racism

Ideas in the 1980s: What if you could have sex with Hello World

Ideas in the 1990s: What if cars had TVs in them

Ideas in the 2000s: Is it gay to wash your hair?

Ideas in the 2010s: What if a refrigerator was made of goo

Ideas in the 2020s: What if there was a website where you could talk to Pepsi

[sacred-portal]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[thursdaynovember]

*dirty talking* You have committed high crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

[rainyloreinfinity]

Just imagine partners role playing and one wants to pull out that 'bad boy' routine and this is what happens.

Battle would be legendary.

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[etchif]

Men need to start MOANING into the mic again. Not enough moaning in music nowadays.

[hourlycatphotos]

[ktiseos]

legitimately worldview altering realisation and i'm not even employed right now

[pangur-and-grim]

trying to couch nap but they’re observing me

[madicham]

I wanted to draw them

[my-artblog-is-ssjumi]

their shapes are compelling

[alpa-the-internet-cowboy]

are we simplifying them or something

[sparethedreamer]

Am I doing this right?

[trickstertime]

Get hand carved into brass, idiots

[radwolf76]

@animals-with-fan-art

[sacred-portal]

[important-cat-pics]

[theconcealedweapon]