small-town sparkle

midwestern fangirl. nonprofit director. writer/editor. [ details ]my fics on AO3

[vonlipvig]

the people on reddit being confused about this is so funny because I Get It. still, it bears discussing:

dune and wicked being at the top does make sense since they're previously established fandoms, and a lot of those are probably just tagging the new movies as well. also, gelphie is gelphie.

conclave having 200+ works is not surprising. the only thing surprising is that it only has 200+ works. honestly, i expected more. one person on reddit was like 'well yeah, nuns are a staple of horny fiction!' and everyone else was like 'honey...'.

substance and anora with about 40 is about what i expected, they're not the most fanfic-inspiring types of movie, tho i can imagine some cute ani/igor or wacky substance hijinks.

the brutalist having 15 is wild because if you've seen the movie you can probably imagine what kind of fics they are. equal parts concerning and totally understandable. there aren't more because not everyone can commit to writing smut for a 3hr30 slow american epic.

a complete unknown is weird because you'd think people would be all over RPFing bob dylan, but maybe that all falls in another tag. nobody saw ACU is more like it.

none for ISH, nickel boys, and emilia perez makes sense. though i'm surprised there are no EP shitpost fics at all. hello very nice to meet you i'd like to know about fanfic publication. i see i see i see. male on female? female on male? male on male. from yuri to yaoiiii.

[kellyscabin]

no piece of supernatural commentary will ever be as impactful as ‘what happened to all the pussy on supernatural’

[kellyscabin]

Been on my mind

EDIT:

THIS IS A DESTIEL BLOG!!!!!

[lovefrombegonia]

Jayce obsessing over Viktor's moles mmmhmmm

I look at Jayce's POV of Viktor the first time he really looked at his face and just...look at how Viktor looks... It's true what people are saying. Jayce, this is the type of greed people talk about in the Bible.

[cymbalism]

sorry i can’t hear anything over the sound of Viktor smoldering

[cymbalism]

Netflix now lists Supernatural under “Retro TV.”

ahahahaahaha i am so old i should just die

[zuzuyams]

Eugene gets me

[beautifulterriblequeen]

HAPPY LIMINAL SPACEMAS, COUCHES

[reyenii]

the corrupted side, huh?

[youtastesweet]

they look gay asl I’m gonna be sick

[deanhisnippleisout]

have we talked about the supernatural themed restaurant in ohio called the bunker?

[deanhisnippleisout]

@heller-castiel i'm so sorry

[lycanthropicture]

if i am evil. i create character A, who indulges often. always eating, always fucking. but time and time again reveal that he is not hungry. he is not lustful. he performs hunger and doesnt truly feel it. he performs sexuality and doesnt truly feel it. and for fifteen years he performs indulgence into desire he doesnt feel. i create character B, who does not indulge. never eating, never fucking. but time and time again reveal that he IS hungry. he is lustful. he denies hunger but feels it deeply. he denies sexuality but feels it deeply. and for fifteen years he refuses to indulge in the desire he feels. and then. in the final season. allow character A to finally desire something. allow character B to confess his desire. and then kill them both before either is able to really indulge in something they truly desire. if i am evil. i do this.

[lycanthropicture]

destiel btw. this is not about ur other thing this is a destiel post on the destiel website.

[brighter-side-of-the-coin]

Throwback to when I made a slideshow presentation to convince my friend to watch BBC’s Merlin

[oatmilkcore]

reverse ‘i knew about it before it was cool’. i refuse to consume it until it is borderline irrelevant.

[roach-works]

pros of doing this:

-all the good, classic fanfics have been neatly collated for you on various rec lists by now and you can just go at it like a wild hog with a box of chocolates

-even better, most longfic is either done or went on hiatus enough years back that you aren't gonna get your hopes up

-no more fandom drama, everyone either grew up or left

-the remaining die-hard weirdos are happy to see a new face around the old place

-it's never too late for a fandom revival

-did i mention the fanfic

cons of doing this:

-absolutely none whatsoever

[pinesourcearchive-deactivated20]

Chris Pine in Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)

[tearlessrain]

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

[samsrowena]

[honeyandpumpkins]

[oatmealaddiction]

[haystarlight]

I love that op said “be as cringe as possible” and my main man Tumblr replied with giffs of Superwholock in that exact order. I love you all so much.

[wittyno]

[tudhalias]

ヽ(＾Д＾)ﾉ Remember, don’t glomp until you can see the whites of their eyes!

[prokopetz]

Kids these days expect characters in TV shows to have, like, consistently drawn personalities and comprehensible emotional arcs and such. In my day, we had to infer our favourite character’s basic personality traits from 175 under-budgeted episodes written by fifty-eight different people who mostly hated each other’s guts and actively worked to undermine each other’s characterisation choices – and those were the ones who’d actually bothered to read the series bible before turning in their scripts, which not all of them had. And you know what? We hated every minute of it!

[nudityandnerdery]

I have deep respect for The Witcher team for looking at season one, thinking, "Oh, fuck, we forgot to do anything to make Joey Batey look older in the later appearances!" and deciding that, you know what, they're sure as fuck not going to start doing it now for season two. In conclusion, Jaskier is immortal, I will not be taking any further questions, I urge the show runners to never address it at all but just keep him unaging, consult your favorite headcanons for the cause, but know that mine is the correct one. Thank you.

[seventhstar]

there are three kinds of fanfic:

i can fix it

i can make it worse

horny

[euripideez-nuts]

astronomy vintage book covers 😩