Diddlydoo

Oh Santo Dio -Draws occasionally- -Cries frequently-

[pukicho]

the lights at costco are bright enough to replace the sun. we no longer need our own sun.

[lxxjy]

[memewhore]

[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

[memorycycle]

[solardrake]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

"he is not my president" bumper sticker with a picture of some random guy that has never been president

[anexperimentallife]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[adv3nturelust]

[prokopetz]

Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.

[quantum-mechan1c]

Great work everyone

[prokopetz]

[quantum-mechan1c]

Loving the crowdsourced sacrilege on display here

[masteraqua]

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

[masteraqua]

you know what i deserve this

[thebiscuiteternal]

17-year-old Mabel and Dipper are on a road trip and have crashed in a creepy little roadside motel somewhere outside of New Orleans and are using those little magic hand mirrors to chat with Ford and Stan out on the ocean.

And Mabel's like "we were totally craving some diner food for lunch, but we couldn't go to the Waffle House across from the motel so Dipper's looking us up somewhere else to-"

Stan's like "What? Why?"

"Cause it's closed."

And Dipper's looking at google maps like "In fact it's kinda weird. All the Waffle Houses within ten miles are closed."

And there's just this *pause* and then Stan's like "Ford, go start the engine, we're picking up the kids."

And that's how Ford learns about an entire restaurant chain made of liminal spaces and the twins learn about the Waffle House Disaster Index.

[thebiscuiteternal]

Okay, I decided to expand on this a bit.

After he started noticing all the weird shit in Gravity Falls, Stan (being a connoisseur of Waffle Houses in almost as many states as he’s been banned from) just kinda went “Oh. This explains a lot.”

Stan also insists that no one has ever seen a Waffle House being built. They just appear one day and everyone is inexplicably cool with it.

Who even owns Waffle House? Are the fae just plunking down Waffle Houses everywhere that could remotely be an in-between space to the fae realm like mushroom rings? 

Ford is losing his goddamned mind. It took him years to make his way to Gravity Falls and Waffle Houses were right. there. the entire time. He even ate in a couple during his traveling! Stan is getting so much glee out of watching him melt down.

Mabel’s just like “They do have really good waffles tho,” while Dipper’s freaking out wondering if he’s been eating literally cursed food for years without realizing it.

Of course the only way to properly investigate this is to try to break into one of the closed Waffle Houses at two in the morning. 

[demilypyro]

I place Megamind No Bitches in attack position and end my turn

[clockbirds]

veil.

[slightly-awkward-sunshine]

‘God of Arepo’ Fan-made graphic novel part three (End) 

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Read the Original Story Here

[buzzfeed]

This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out

[rhinco]

you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

[concentrated-mug-of-me]

hold on lemme google something

[concentrated-mug-of-me]

ok yeah this is funny

[quiznaks]

me nervously opening an email i just got from my old creative writings class teacher titled Class Isn’t Over Folks that he sent at exactly 1:25am in the morning on a Monday 

[quiznaks]

what the fresh hell

[fwizard]

this is such a golden opportunity omfg i need to know what happens next