Cynical404 on ao3

drunz enthusiast ! | 23 | she/they ♡

[cynical404]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I wrote my first dnf fanfic and I think I'm going to cry

[starchaserfanatic]

My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.

Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:

[thenatsdorf]

Ekekek battle. (via ekekekkekkek)

[sashaforthewin]

The internet is a magical place because imagine how close we all came to never having witnessed this.

[catmask]

the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

[catmask]

[catmask]

when your pumpkin loaf or banana loaf is not delightfully moist and soft and sweet like the pillow of a cherub and instead is like a dense fruitcake brick of misery we will see who is pretentious then. beast

[thatscarletflycatcher]

I know this raven obsessed website doesn't talk enough about tordos, shiny cowbirds, because they are a South American species, only very recently reaching Florida in the US, BUT I think we should talk more about them anyways. Just look at them:

[skyakafreckles]

[frisktastic]

source

[sasskarian]

I have NO IDEA what I just watched but my life has been enriched and my day has been made

[justgot1]

Nobody celebrate holidays the way Tumblr celebrates our weird little Tumblr holidays

[lovelyladylavie]

WATCH THE WHOLE THING

[dreambaited]

here's a toast to my real friends they don't care about the he-said, she-said and here's to my baby he ain't reading what they call me lately

[100blocks-archived]

we don’t have nearly enough dreamnap content btw like what is this. give me more

[roninkairi]

You can only reblog this today.

[bastardbvby]

PUNZO :((((

[choconotfound]

hi cuties

[crackishincorrecthp]

*Draco texting Harry* Draco: Babe, there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door, can you get rid of it? Draco: Hurry, please, I'm gonna cry Draco: Babe? Draco: Babe? Draco: HARRY JAMES POTTER COME HERE NOW Draco: Harry, babe, please? Harry: Harry is dead. You're next. Harry: Love, Moth <3 Draco: Harry, that's not funny Draco: Harry, please Draco: Babe? Draco: Harry, babe? Harry: I told you, Harry is dead - Moth Draco: That's not funny

[dodgebolts]

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[choconotfound]

[gogciety-archive-deactivated202]

you’ve cat to be kitten me

[stonersap]

I missed them SOOO BAD

[npc-dudebro]

End of an era (but not the end.)