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28 | she/her | furry | fat on purpose | software engineer, c++ advocate

[cynicalic0]

Hi! I'm cynicalico, I am fat and also into fat men and also I do vocal synth covers now. If you found me from the vocal synth covers and are caught off guard I am sorry.

This is openly a kink blog, but I do tag my original posts so you can just look for what you're interested in (I do not tag reblogs very often).

Tag list (short cuz I mostly just reblog tbh): cynicalibabbling - original poast cynicalisynth - vocal synth cover

[toskarin]

the aldi subreddit is worth a check. most brand ones aren't, but maybe 10% or so of the posts are just people posting "this wasn't good" with a photo of some sort of boschesque food item that they invented and unleashed on the civilian population

[toskarin]

I'm imagining the smell of lemon and lavender broth wafting out of the pot in a way that would upset someone and keep cackling because all I can imagine is that it has to smell like a dead centipede

[segamascott]

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[mousegirlheart]

hypo-allergenic? no no no, i said hypno-allergenic!

*begins swinging a pendulum*

you are getting veryyyyyy sneezeyyyyy...

[just-deer-things]

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

[just-deer-things]

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

[viola-sororia]

first class news paleontologists never disappoint

[wtf-scientific-papers]

Wang and Lai (2014)

[gemstone-gynoid]

[3000s]

we are in truble

[nem23]

[wyrmicelli]

whats everybody bringing to the tumblr potluck?!?

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Voting ended onJul 9, 2025

[wyrmicelli]

great work everyone!!!!

[toxicmp3]

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

[toxicmp3]

men with abs aren’t capable of love

[chubberdy]

Happy pride month.

[anxietyproblem]

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[magnusttsisgay-official]

Jarvis, pull up that variable meme.

[maplecinnamonbun]

i’m reminded of the developer of a mapping software who had a variable named ‘legend_handles’ that got refactored into ‘leg_handles,’ ‘leg_hands,’ and finally ‘feet’

[just-thots]

this is so funny bc on the one hand what the fuck are we doing tumblr. like you cannot be serious you're censoring entirely sfw concepts bc sometimes people ALSO involve it in fetish stuff? but on the other hand. i was in fact searching it in hopes of finding porn so you do have me there technically i can't lie