tommy

#1 phan/aeon supporter & keegan p russ enthusiast

[cynoisms]

INTRODUCTION >:3

hi my name is tommy and i am an adult! i write ficlets/hcs for the fandoms im interested in <3.

info below the cut!

some fandoms i will write about include, but are not limited to:

call of duty

ghostBC

valorant

dc

marvel

creepypasta/ marble hornets

tmnt (all ver)

i do not write nsfw but i might write suggestive! and my asks are open :)

i dont care who interacts with me as long as youre not weird! i will block anyone i deem fit :)

send me a message! i dont bite (mostly..) - always looking for mutuals <3

some of my works are actual conversations i've had with friends! (no harm in it, i use irl conversations sometimes because it feels more authentic! i only use the ones i think are the funniest *wink wink*)

(all my works are under the tag #tommys rambling, all my regular posts are under #shitposttom)

[cynoisms]

Mountain: So what do you do all day..?

Swiss: Yea mostly tormenting Phan and finding new ways to annoy the ghoulettes

Mountain: Why don't you ever bother me, Rain, or Dew?

Swiss: Dew bit a chunk of my arm off last time, Rain gives me the silent treatment, and I can't ragebait you

Mountain: Alright fair.

[cynoisms]

Phantom trying to learn Grand Archive: Yeah so you play the energy to tap the commander and then they enter the monster zone ...? Rain: Somehow you learned mechanics of 3 different card games and none of them are for the game I'm teaching you.

[anotherbananasong]

Two Ghouls sleeping like this. I don’t care which two. It would just be so darn cute!! 💜

For some reason, Mountrain came to mind….

[pxr-aspxra-ad-infxri]

Phantom: are you vocal during sex?

Dewdrop: *staring at Phantom’s ass, not fully listening to him* I’m usually lead guitar actually

[anotherbananasong]

One last little RainStorm doodle before I go to bed….

[cynoisms]

Storm walking into the ghoul den: Hey so why does everyone call Dew the "minute man" behind his back..?-

Rain interrupting Storm immediately: Ahaha! Storm you're jokes are so funny let's talk in my room!!

...

Dew: So. All of you. Call me "minute man" and thought you could get away with it..?

Mountain: Well, to be fair we did for a while.

[cynoisms]

any ghost fans that also play ponytown ? :,)

[anotherbananasong]

Storm did this adorable little wave at my Ritual and I’ve decided he’s a goober.

[geasthewritingrat]

Pebble: what if i become vegan Ivy: you can still have pasta Pebble: no Pebble: thats killing Italians

[pro-memoriia]

It pisses me off how some people are complaining so much about Storm's name because its too "basic" but then they called Dewdrop "Sodo". You're calling one boring because it's based on the event happening before his first ritual and shit.... But you don't complain about Dew's "fire" name being literally so basic that it's PER'S nickname? You weren't bitching and whining about boring names when it came to "Sodo". You didn't try to give him a better fire name. Quit harassing people because you think Storm is boring.

This is also my not-so-friendly reminder that there is absolutely NOTHING canon about the ghouls. All the names, back stories, headcanons, etc are PERSONAL. Okay, if you don't wanna call a ghoul this is that, then fucking don't. Call them whatever you want. If YOU can tell the difference and that's who they are to YOU, nobody cares. Go ahead. Do NOT go online and harass and whine about what other people are calling him. The ghoul names are all collective decisions. Not canon lore names. Call them whatever you want.

[papayafromtv]

the funniest part about merlin is the fact that he’s even around for most of the show. like what the fuck is he doing there. no other person with a personal servant is tailed like arthur is. and yet nobody fucking blinks an eye at his presence.

like there are at least three separate occasions where the plot for an episode is uther sending arthur on a super secret confidential mission with the fate of the kingdom at stake, and they have a whole conversation like ‘i need you to understand the importance of the secrecy of this mission.’ ‘understood father, i will take only my most trusted men.’ ‘no arthur, you and YOU ALONE must go.’ ‘i understand.’ and then it cuts to the super secret mission and fucking merlin is just there. like. road trip with my best buddy. what a view. love this horse. like ARTHUR?

everyone always forgets he exists the second a fight happens, too. every goddamn time the knights go on a short patrol that god forbid merlin not tag along for they get attacked by bandits or whatever and merlin doesn’t even carry a fucking sword and after the fight arthur always turns around and merlin is just kinda standing there in the middle of the fight picking at a hang nail. nobody considers it wild that he’s there for all of this. the one time he actually bothered taking a sword off a dead guy to defend himself with arthur saw him holding it and he mocked it like ‘lol the fuck are you of all people gonna do with that’ THEY FULLY EXPECT HIM TO JUST STAND AND WAIT FOR THE FIGHT TO END

[cynoisms]

uhmm so i left tumblr guys sorry so so so inconsistent but i might come back for the skeletour

[cynoisms]

so i fear marvel is taking over me

[cynoisms]

*Aether dressed as Santa for the new Abbey kits* Swiss smirking as he wraps pretty garland around Aether: Hello Aeth...did I ever tell you how good you looked in red? Let me see those slay bells big boy...

Aether: WHAT. How good can I possibly look as SANTA.

Swiss: Well with the garland you kinda- Aurora walking in not knowing it's Aether: OH MY STARS SANTA! Look at your outfit! Wait..you're serving! Santa..stop servinggg! You can't outcunt the whole Yuletide season like this!

Aurora: Wait..Swiss...? OH WHAT THE FREAKY. JIMMY BOYD WAS RIGHT. PHANTOMMMM-

[ghoul-of-the-opera-deactivated2]

To the people calling the newer ghouls “newborns” in smuts youre fucking gross btw. Say newly summoned or something you freakazoids

[cynoisms]

i know exactly whos being directed here and let me say this writer is kind of freaky in general like besides calling the new summons NEWBORNS. ive skimmed at their content on ao3 and their tumblr. half of it is r/pe shit and their entire worldbuilding is around literal sexual assault especially for phantom (which in general is so weird because they constantly refer to him as either a new born or a literal BABY GHOUL.) and i think cowbell too

in the end its all dead dove (mentioned in tumblr profile but i havent looked too hard at the ao3 tags cause i do not care ab reading that) which really makes sense that the writer is weird with their content. not an excuse but a reason why their content is freaky just so we're clear.

also sidetracking here calling them newborns doesnt even fit the new summons cause theyre not even newly born (in the pit OR topside)

[cynoisms]

Dewdrop: Would it be bad if I ate cheese that had mold on it?

Rain: Yes..?

Dewdrop: But what if I cut the moldy parts off???

Rain, sighing: I'm really starting to question your intelligence...

Rain: And your health.