when people assume cyrodiil is just the imperial city
rb with your home county and why someone should visit it instead of the city
come to anvil we’ve got
sea, sand, and at least 1 day of sun per year
least disreputable mages’ guild
haunted house
brothel (seamen only)
spot the difference! maenlorn and caenlorn
mercandise
whatever pinarus inventius is building in his garden
chapel of dibella (please check before you visit that it hasn’t been attacked)
countess millona umbranox
come to kvatch:
we have a priest, do you need a priest?
Come to Bravil, we have:
Skooma dens!
… Ah….
Did I mention the Skooma den?
come to leyawiin!
we have a nice view of the ocean
diversity. more than anywhere else outside the imperial city! if you’re a khajiit or argonian you’ll fit right in.
we have our own coast guard. does YOUR county have a coast guard? i doubt it
SWAMPS. do you like swamps? we got swamps
three scenic villages full of life. want a bit of elsweyr? head on over to border watch. want to dip your toes into black marsh? there’s always blankenmarch. need a place to rest on your way into the city? water’s edge is there for you
we have not one, but TWO fighters guilds
a mages guild that specifies in mysticism, the most underappreciated magical art of our time
home to a legendary knightly order, the order of the white stallion
Come to Cheydinhal!
We have murderous underground organizations
Crazy stalker alchemist women
The best general story in all of Cyrodiil
A world famous painter help him he’s trapped in a canvas
We have a sassy Count, who’s willing to overlook murder for money!
An enclave of Knights, run by the Count’s son
And a suspicious fort just outside the city ignore the two cloaked people coming in and out of it
We have overly ridiculous fines for literally everything!
come to skingrad!
crazy guy yelling in the streets. he has a house, he just doesnt use it.
lots of wine from our famous wine place
our count who no one has ever seen and most of us think might be dead
you’ll never believe this but a SECOND famous wine place
bridges
Come to Bruma!
We have Snow! So much Snow!
The city is safe. There are no vampires whatsoever. We triplecheck all wall-mountings for no particular reason.
The giant castle that was occupied by a secret organisation? Nothing to worry about. The cultists in the tunnels? Already taken care of. The giant Oblivion gate? It should be closed… any day now.
There’s a great new spot for building your house in the middle of the city! We’ve recovered most of the cursed magical objects from the ruins.
Did we mention the Snow?
Come to Chorrol we have:
Electric rock.
Nice, welcoming Argonians.
Nice, welcoming little towns that LOVE visitors, especially nice, welcoming Argonians.
A guy who really, really wants a fresh start.
Dogs!!
Guilbert Jemane. No, the other one.
The actual Grandmaster of the freaking Blades just kind of chilling in a monastery.
Giant lava-filled hole in the ground Don’t worry, we fixed that.
And if you ask nicely, Modryn Oreyn may paint you a very pretty picture!
Don’t come to Hackdirt.
We have nothing for you here
Come to Aleswell!
We have –
… Come see it for yourself.
