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"please edit your blog, people will think you're a bot" 27 | I do nerd shit at weird hours

[carrotgingersous]

README

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I'm Pat (P@) [any pronouns], I'm a cook and sometimes bitch about that, studied computer science, and press buttons on a whim

[captain-price-returns]

got humiliated publicly by a woman asking him mildly hard questions

-lost 650 billion dollars and is no longer a trillionaire

-movie he said would be a woke disaster is loved by everyone

So now he’s crashing out over Anne Hathaway saying trans people are human beings

[miraclemaya]

i think it's so funny wehave like letters and whatever from Tolkien talking about how he fucked up with the orcs. it's ao funny

[sackboy166]

[plaguedocboi]

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

something i have always found really weird is when english texts italicize words from other languages.

i remember reading a book as a kid and the author continually italicizing the word tamales

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[lazyplatypua]

OMG

A new little guy just dropped

[campyvillain]

i know this please help me

[campyvillain]

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

[campyvillain]

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

[campyvillain]

cool news i think i have some thing wrong with me

[clearlyautomaticpainter]

[guava-jarritos]

[campyvillain]

it happened again

[strayyvoxel]

SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY

[fitzjubi-deactivated20230204]

[campyvillain]

new development in my brain loss story: i deadass just forgot what jerma was called

[campyvillain]

i couldn’t make this up if i tried

[authoratmidnight]

i still have NO idea what OP means by 'Jerma'. That's, not a thing. I just get random twt account when I google the name.

[campyvillain]

i wish i was you.

[campyvillain]

hey guys great news. guess who saw a doctor recently and it turns out my shitty comprehension skills that coincidentally got worse around the same time i got hit in the head with a spinning loose bench board in middle school probably wasnt just an autism thing and chances are i have aphasia that’s just been unchecked this whole time

[wisflight]

I hope OP is okay but my god am I dying of laughter

[sic-semper-hominibus]

#OP I’m glad you got help and I’m sorry that happened to you #but your aphasia has made me weep with laughter

[voidsucre]

happy comic day here's mine

[importantcatpics]

[aistobascistod]

Woman : She's from Oman! :: Wiceland : She's from Iceland! :: Wangola : She's from Angola! :: Wargentina : She's from Argentina! :: WAO3 : She's from AO3!

[aistobascistod]

:: Where? : She's from here?!

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[crazend]

Purple Rain

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[lopkelepke]

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this