More reasons why that SCP object is presently uncontained:
Subject is unusually easily mistaken for other, unrelated objects, rendering successful containment difficult to assess
Subject consistently proves just slightly the wrong size/shape to fit through cell door; efforts to construct containment around subject instead invariably stymied by measurement errors
Containment procedures are easily devised, but any attempt explain them to others results in comical misunderstanding
Subject’s nature is such that it can never be contained in the same way twice, and we don’t want to use up the really good ones
Containment specialists report they are “getting around to it”
Subject uncontained because it’s just a little guy, come on, you wouldn’t contain a little guy, would you, and also it’s subject’s birthday, it’s just a little birthday boy
Subject ontologically inverts any space it’s confined in such that the interior of the cell becomes “outside containment” and everything that isn’t the cell becomes “in containment”
Subject could readily be contained, but, like, it’s really annoying
Subject agrees that it should be contained and enthusiastically cooperates with every effort to contain it, to those efforts’ detriment
Subject may be contained neither indoors nor outdoors, neither during the day nor during the night, by neither man nor beast, etc.; prophecy loophole research is ongoing
Each containment effort initially appears to succeed; however, later examination consistently reveals that what was actually contained is a non-anomalous human named Steve
Containment specialists could have sworn subject was right there
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