Filthy Mc'Nasty

|| Rachel || 21 || I like cars || We used to hold hands like field trips ||

[mydarkenedeyes]

Christophe Hohler

[theroguefeminist]

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows. 

[mydarkenedeyes]

Louis Hvejsel Bork

[homophile-deactivated20190403]

I WENT TO VISIT MY GRANDMA AT THE NURSING HOME AND THE LADY LITERALLY DOESN’T KNOW POOP FROM APPLESAUCE BUT SHE MUST HAVE REMEMBERED ME BRINGING SOMEONE TO CHRISTMAS BECAUSE SHE’S LIKE “SO HOW’S KALEB” (AKA MY GIRLFRIEND, KAYLA) AND MY MOM WAS LIKE “SHE’S DATING A GIRL AND HER NAME IS KAYLA, MOM”

WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT MY GRANDMA WAS LIKE “OH HOW LOVELY. I WAS A LESBIAN ONCE YOU KNOW.”

[sandisupastar]

[musadsol]

[fuckyesmichaelbjordan]

Who wore it better?

[susiethemoderator]

My bedroom floor… after i took both they dicks at the same time

[ebsbestlife]

😭😭😭😭

[alovesogentle]

Could yall…?

[nyokoko]

It’s the middle of the day like LMFAOOOO

[mickeygifs]

[mo3lefay]

my general feelings towards fall

bring on that sweater weather yo i am  r e a d y

[ruinedchildhood]

[shmerrmeep101]

That’s one way to tickle a pickle

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[adulthoodisokay]

i fucking love this website

[continuants]

Well okay.

[thatdoodlebug]

@yihagathe 

BEHOLD

[pocblog]

“After the song was out, I never knew it was going to be a single or it was going to be as big as it got. When it first started playing on the radio I was so shocked that they didn’t leave out “Eat the booty like groceries.” Because I’m like, “Kids are going to sing this!” I was like, “Oh my God!” But then I started thinking, it’s not my job as an artist to raise other people’s kids. Even my daughter. She knew that part, but she knew not to say it out loud. She also knows that we’re silly. My whole family is silly. But it was fun. That was a real part of me. I will say some crazy stuff.” - Jhené Aiko

[shamelessguys17]

Ethan’s boat photo shoot❤️

[d-reamatorium]

I need to go home and watch GOT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

[namtan]

[d-reamatorium]

Daenerys: did you try to have me killed?

Varys: omg that was like one time

[hardyness]

Arya Stark | Nymeria

“Arya’s not domesticated, and it makes total sense that her wolf wouldn’t be either. Once the wolf walks away, at first she’s heartbroken to have come this close, and then she realizes the wolf is doing exactly what she would do if she were that wolf.” David Benioff