Little Lady

26, stem student and casual reblogger, nz

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

your 1st mistake is assuming vampires aren't resourceful enough to plant a narrative that they're fictional. your 2nd is not carrying garlic with you everywhere. it's so portable. why risk it

[cipher-fresh]

I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

[chaeronaea]

[inthesensethat]

[sunflowerslut]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

milk and orange juice. the two healthy family breakfast drinks. to combine them would be the most natural thing in the world. but they are at war

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

me and my buddies are doing a cover of jolene from the guy's pov. so far we've got "jolene jolene jolene joleeeeene. i'm thinkin that jolene looks pretty hot"

[cannibalchicken]

[despazito]

unfortunately a lot of the corny self help advice turns out to be true but the thing is you have to come to those conclusions yourself otherwise it just sounds dismissive and dumb

[thesituation]

“i don’t owe anyone anything” is one of the most incredibly callous and damaging phrases to enter popular vernacular. you owe everyone kindness and consideration, always. understand the idea of a social contract. you cannot reap the benefits of human society and interaction while maintaining such a cold and thankless attitude about it. i mean you can but you’d be a bad person for it

[fairycosmos]

im always like hehe im so smart i will avoid shame by never doing anything ever but then i feel ashamed of not living and it turns out i didn't escape any sort of discomfort i just traded it in for a less rewarding kind

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

jeopardy question: it's the "dribbling sound" beloved by NBA fans everywhere. me: what is donk donk donk. sport noises for $800

[maningning-deactivated20250527]

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

[catchymemes]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i would say what draws people to me is my universal appeal. and what keeps them coming back is my timeless elegance

[coughloop]

puddle water is basically cigarettes for dogs

[betty-burnout]

another banger from dril

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

brushing one's teeth... a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps when a new day breaks we will meet once more