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fjordfolk

Me, as I present myself to other people: Unapproachable, reserved, colourless.

Me as I present myself to my dog:

yashrimp

Please look at my boyfriend’s family’s new dog.

Her name is Piper.

#s o f t g a s p

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mymuddybuddy

soulpups

I actually call Aska “Askipask” waaayyy more than Aska

A fun fact? Maybe? 😂

thedognamedepic

This should probably be a thing. What you call your dog vs. what their name actually is.

I use Epica and Gorgeous way more then just Epic.

tinyservicedoglife

Ooh fun, “Trixxy” or “Miss. Lell” Are probably the most common names I call her by instead of Bellatrix. Though she has tons of other nicknames.

mango-pup

For some reason the past few months Mango has ended up being doodlebug. I think I started by calling her a daft noodle, then just noodle, then things that rhymed with noodle. And now she is doodlebug.

Miss wiggle-butt probably gets used a much a Mango too, but at least that’s logical, she is a wiggle-butt

jayne-n-pals

I realize I probably call Jayne “J” and “Baby Bear” (i really don’t know where the bear came from) and the combo of the two “J Bear” way more than I call her the her actually name.

I’m actually finding that a ton of dog people call their dog variations of baby bear, little bear, etc and I’m just like where did this come from???

tricksforclicks

Streak answers to Monster more than Streak. Prowl is most often “Bad dog”, Bern is “imp” or “wigglebum” and Ratchet is “old fart” or “my man”

northern-snoots

I honestly call Pod Bumfluff, Knobhead and Mister way more than i call him Pod. I sometimes use the those for Kelda but i mostly caller Chompy McGee, Missus (Occasionally Missus Cake). If im calling them both i call Arseholes or Knobheads.

I swear at them a lot.

joejoetheracer

Joe gets called Joe-Joe, Joseph, Joe-balls, Joe-bee, baby boy, gorgeous man, and also Chippy, Chip-Chip and Chipper because I started saying ‘Where’s my chippy?’ a la Tim and Eric.