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ao3- d3arread3r Tiktok- d3arread3r writing account- Your-Resident-Nerd I shitpost mostly but if you're looking for a specific fandom I usually tag that so just search

[d3arread3r]

Just so you know if you follow me I go "who the fuck are you?" and stalk your account to figure out how you found me

[ximenasbrokencd]

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

[d3arread3r]

Why is my mash potato actually a fucking rock

This is giving me like flashbacks to my ancestors in the potato famine

[easyaro]

Beep boop I look for accidental haiku posts sometimes I mess up

It's a fucking hidden haiku

Beep boop I look for

Accidental haiku posts

Sometimes I mess up

[d3arread3r]

I don't know if this is a brilliant idea or if it's a little weird BUT hmo.

A good omens fic post season 3 where Crowley and Aziraphale are themselves and they're aware that this is a fic. Kinda like they're writing the fic themselves

[d3arread3r]

Literally crying because they have grogu in little baby handcuffs

[ruinedchildhood]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a duck

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

Quack quack

[ijustgotherebro]

It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again

[theofficialvincenzo]

Once I was feeding some ducks from a bag of birdseed I brought with me, and this woman next to me looked so confused and asked what I was feeding them

When I said it was birdseed she just went “oh- can they actually eat that? Is that safe?”

I didnt know how to respond like, at all, so I just pointed at the duck and said “bird”

She then had a look on her face like a new groove was just forcibly carved in her brain and said softly “oh my fucking god”

[d3arread3r]

I don't like this mandalorian episode. Why are there evil spiders?

[d3arread3r]

I didn't know the mandalorian was Pedro Pascal

[d3arread3r]

Did grogu just baby trap the mandalorian

[d3arread3r]

I discovered that I've only ever seen season 2 of the mandalorian so I'm fixing my mistake

[d3arread3r]

I cannot marry someone who isn't a musical theatre fan because who would dance to Epic III at our wedding

[d3arread3r]

I love listening to those AITAH podcasts

[d3arread3r]

I'm one minor inconvenience away from just eating a whole cake

[madebybea2-29]

me, who (allegedly) has Constant Body Ache condition: why does my body constantly ache? what is the meaning of this?

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[king-of-oreo]

Wtf happened to th notes

[lemning00n]

She ate them

[d3arread3r]

If Bucky dies in Doomsday I'm going to sob so much. It'll be worse than the time I cried for three hours after Zeke died in manifest