This Pelly Can Fly?

[knyazchizhik]

[absolutearsenal]

RVB is a great series if you want an array of people to mush together to form the worst relationships of all time which will universally piss everyone off

[absolutearsenal]

I think doing Wash and Simmons yaoi is maybe the most efficient way to make every single member of both teams as miserable as possible including both of them. The sex would also be awful

[absolutearsenal]

I mean okay the sex could be salvageable but nobody wants to think about them fucking and also Simmons is such a weird insecure nerd you know it's an aftercare after missionary situation because the dude he's fucking is like steroid yolked and brooding which he would think is cool because he likes battlestar galactica and he's a spindly lean muscle gay boy with a perpetually sour expression and even though he's taller he'd get really really mad that everyone still thinks he's The Woman so every time they fuck he crashes out a little. And the communication would be really bad like embarrassingly bad like actual arguments at friend gatherings bad. And everyone swears this time they're going to break up but they're both fucking allergic to change so they don't. However there is hope because Sarge would be so mad Simmons fucked a blue that he would literally scoop him up in a potato sack and stand at the door with a shotgun like YOU WON'T TAKE SIMMONS' SOUL TO HELL WITH YOU DIRTY BLUE BASTARD and Wash is like Can you please just let me get my wallet from him he has my wallet. I actually do need my wallet.

[harbingersecho]

they had to pause their morning workout to drive wash to the ER at 7 am bc he somehow got hit by a car while getting mail. there's traffic. maine fiddles with the radio and carolina is imagining herself parkouring over the other cars

[meanderfall]

[shepscapades]

[felixmcpcuty]

“Not all of us got off scot-free, Carolina.  He was brilliant.  And we trusted him.  But he lied to us. He twisted and tortured us.  And used us.  Manipulated us for his own purposes.  And for what? This … shadow?  He needs to pay.”

sorry i like this version better than the first one i made

[porkyratt]

Go my Chex angst, I feed on the tears of RvB fans

[tiredandoptimistic]

It's their day

[joltning]

happy red vs blue

[pflrvb]

I can’t figure out how to make it look like how I want to, so I’ll leave it here. The colors are for the fragments.

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

[karvviie]

maybe if they just took a nap together then they’d calm down

[bill-theboneboy]

First time posting on Tumblr, this is an old one but my friend said it would “do numbers” here.

[gcrtys]

anyway, Carolina edit anyone ? anyone ?

[publicspamacc]

Funny lil tucker edit cause I miss you deeply

[churchyaoi]

they're hanging out

[harbingersecho]

they had to pause their morning workout to drive wash to the ER at 7 am bc he somehow got hit by a car while getting mail. there's traffic. maine fiddles with the radio and carolina is imagining herself parkouring over the other cars

[karvviie]

grimmons edit to the song “So Alright, Cool, Whatever” by The Happy Fits

(spoilers for the final season!)