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Out of Touch Thursday
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when youâre not aroundâŚ
happy birthday.
this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this
If anyone is more interested in the work behind the Gävle goat there is apparently a documentary here, mostly in swedish, but what I found most charming is that you can climb into the goat through a door in it's behind.
And if you ever wondered: yes, according to rumors a couple have fucked in the Gävle goat. In 1966 in fact, the first year it was up and before any kind of arson. I don't know why they threw that into the documentary but this goat has layers is all I'm saying.
Uppdate: The link seems dead, here is a drive link with the documentary, now with both swedish and english subtitles :)
Like for the goat to burn. Reblog for people to fuck inside the goat.
Hopefully not at the same time.
Like for the goat to
burn. Reblog for people to
fuck inside the goat.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Hello???? Suggestions????
Reblog if you're overworked and underfucked
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time. Â
Iâve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time
[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-aâ Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me moreâ Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?
I hope that this is the last remaining piece of media that aliens find after we destroy our planet.
getting a note on a super old post
reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind
That's just PMSeymour lore building.
Add a cup of bunni
Hey, I'm not really sure how to do all of this sort of thing, but a friend of mine is suffering cataracts in her eyes. I wanted to help her with getting funding for her eye surgery.
I wont call anyone a bad person for ignoring this or whatever, but I don't want her to suffer from her losing eyesight. Here is a go fund me link. I thank anyone who will give her even one dollar.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/matts-eye-surgery-a-path-to-hope
Oops I seemed to have dropped this link
Stop Killing Games
Oh no
Donât like reblog it or anything guys, donnnnât
Any day now
people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody
fun behaviors to give dragons that aren't feline/canine based
cause as much as i love dragons purring and roaring i wish there was just more variety in how they would act
clacking their teeth together to show contentedness/happiness (budgies)
using tails as a defensive weapon in a whip like fashion (iguana)
twitching to express that they're not a threat to members of their species (hognose snake)
feeling calm when eyes are hooded/covered (birds of prey)
head bobbing as a threat display (anoles/bearded dragons)
flattening neck or sides to appear bigger (snakes/lizards)
mantling over food to protect it from hatchmates (birds of prey)
wiggling neck as a courting maneuver (budgies)
audibly grinding teeth as a warning (macaques)
maintained eye contact as a challenge (gorillas)
pounding wings against sides as a threat (gorillas)
slapping other dragons with their claws when their personal bubble is invaded (seals)
hoards used as a site to impress mates (birds of paradise)
snorting when undergoing heightened stress (horses)
making repeated loud noises with surroundings to establish territory (woodpeckers)
loud constant arguments with other dragons when roosting (bats)
building lairs that cause a domino effect of change in the land around them (beavers)
slapping their tails against the ground/water as a warning (beavers)
wiggling tail tip to attract prey (various animals)
wiggling tail tip as a warning (snakes)
plucking or scraping off scales as a sign of stress (parrots)
raising spines/frills as a response to danger and carrying on with their usual business as they believe they're protected (lionfish)
and im not saying canine and feline behaviors are wrong or bad to give a dragon (people wouldn't write dragons with those behaviors if they weren't fun in the first place!) but i feel for creatures that are mythological giant winged lizards that you can do more and get experimental with it. often the more unfamiliar behavior the more dragony the dragon feels
Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crabâs shenanigans
darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands
âHELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-â âNOâ
i cant control my hand suddenly
i am legally obliged to reblog this every time i see it
âI am looking respectfullyâ âim so normal about thisâ can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?
Head in my hands this cant be the thing that blows up
How can you bark when youâre afraid of the reblog button ?
trans girl werewolf metaphor unmatched. trans girls as werewolves my beloved
you've let a creature into your bedroom. she moves slowly and delicately because she's never done this before - never been allowed to do this before. when she chose this life and this body, she sacrificed the idea that anyone would ever like her for the possibility that she might love herself. she doesn't remember the last time she got invited into someone's house, let alone their bedroom
she offers a dozen times to shift back. she doesn't know how to do it organically anymore but she carries wolfsbane. she can force herself back into a human body if that's what you want. you just stare her down and all but demand she doesn't do that. you love her like this, more than you would if she was human because that wouldn't be her. she tears up.
she wears a muzzle the whole time. she won't hurt you, you know she won't, but you can't convince her of that. she's so terrified she'll snap and rip your throat out with her teeth, you, the only person who's ever treated her with kindness, that she can't bring herself to go near you unless she wears a muzzle to protect herself from you. in her mind, either she accidentally kills you or you see a side of her that makes you try to kill her. she's never known kindness as anything more than a temporary condition and has no reason to believe you'll be any different.
you can't pull her muzzle off. all you can do is convince her that it's safe for her to take it off in her own time.
she understands if you don't want to take her inside you. most humans aren't exactly used to red and throbbing and knotted - the sensitive spots are all different and you know you can't get it deep enough to reach the place behind her knot that makes her freeze up and whine like a dog. she doesn't even know you found a werewolf forum and asked them how to pleasure her because you've never hooked up with anyone like her before and you wanted to make her feel good even if her genitalia are different from any you've ever seen.
she towers over you in bed. she's easily twice your size. you aren't afraid of her. she lines her hips up and pushes forwards, and you both whine as she fills you. you beg her to use you, and she snarls and grabs your hips-
and then stops. she rips herself backwards and practically jumps off you, eyes damp, and buries her muzzle in her paws. you try to ask her what happened and she won't let you get close. her voice shakes and cracks.
her instincts took over and she got so scared she would hurt you, and- she couldn't-
you ask if she wants a hug. she refuses to touch you because she knows her claws will cut your skin. she sniffles and asks if you'll rub her ears, though, so you do that. her fur is soft under your fingers.
maybe you'll just watch a movie on the couch tonight instead.
saw tags on this like "im not transfem i feel guilty reblogging" and to be clear, not only should you not feel guilty but you should 100% reblog this lmao
pretty much every single detail in this post is in some way a metaphor for how experiencing a constant barrage of societal transmisogyny their whole lives convinces a lot of transfems that they're predators for having sexual desires and i don't think that's an aspect of transmisogyny that gets discussed enough tbh