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being married is hard
Do you any tips about using ms paint?
I think I have few tips
#1Use 500x500 px or bigger canvas size. Any smaller size will make a brush look messy and shit.Here look:
Can you see the difference?? Lineart in 600x600 px is so much smoother
#2
#3
#4 RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON YOU NEED IT
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*:ă»ïŸâ§itâs like manga : *â§ă»ïŸ
thatâs all tbh
i hope this was somewhat helpfulÂ
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Someone on YouTube named Elza Albritton is reposting your animatics and claiming them as their own
i already reported them but yt is rly slow : ////
funny text posts arent my
Puns like that could get you in
give it a
Yeah I think the joke might be falling
This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music
Itâs no one elseâs fault that you arenât that
I donât get this shit
fat bodies tutorial!
ALRIGHT SO my pal @kalreyno wanted help with drawing fat characters and as a fat artist i felt like i could give a bit of helpful insight on that. thereâs also been a lot of complaining about âboo hoo fat characters are hard to draw so i canât include them in my work Everâ goin on lately so if thatâs your case then this is for you too!! and also just for anyone who would like help with fat bodies in general, ofc. anyway, letâs get this show on the road!!
letâs start with some common misconceptions. these are the two main attempts at chubby bodies i run into, so iâll focus on them.Â
the Anime Chubby i see everywhere, and itâs justâŠâŠso wrong in many ways. first of all, there is almost no additional body fat compared to your average thin character - except for where itâs added in âattractiveâ places (breasts, hips, thighs). the breasts are way too perky, and donât have the realistic shape fat would give them (though how to draw accurate breasts is another tutorial all on its own lmao). there is still a thigh gap, which usually only happens in very thin people, and bones are still visible on the surface of the skin, which also rarely happens in fat people.
the Michelin Man is better in some ways, but still not that great. itâs a slightly better attempt, but basically all thatâs done there is taking a thin character and blowing them up, while giving no thought to fat distribution. the thigh gap is usually still present, and they look a lot more hard than soft - and fat is very soft and pliable.
hereâs a chart on how fat usually distributes (if you canât read my messy writing, â1. next to no fat, 2. moderate amount, 3. most of the fat distributionâ). basically, the more muscle an area has, the more prone it is to develop fat, such as the abdomen, thighs, and upper arms. itâs important to note that fat sits on top of muscle, and that it does distribute in different levels, and not evenly across the body as shown in the Michelin Man.Â
now, hereâs an accurate fat body with all of that kept in mind!! notice how the fat isnât only kept to aesthetically pleasing areas, and how it sits realistically on the characterâs body. their breasts sag a lot more, which happens even in thin people with larger breasts, and the nipples are pointing more downwards than straight out. there is no thigh gap in sight, there are no bones in sight, and most importantly, they have fat rolls, which are very important in drawing a convincing fat character!! as far as i know iâve never met a single person with no rolls at all, and everyone has them, whether thin or fat - theyâre just more prominent and more consistently present in fat people. pay close attention to where they are and how theyâre shaped.
here are a couple of drawings showing how fat is affected when sitting vs stretching. as seen in the first, the fat specifically on the stomach is distributed a lot more evenly and stretched out, so it becomes âflatterâ. the love handles are still pretty visible, though, as well as the fat on the thighs and arms. the breasts are raised with the shoulders, and the fat on the shoulders and near the neck forms rolls as itâs being pushed together.Â
in the second, there is a lot less room for distribution, so the fat is all pushed together. the breasts sag and the stomach forms rolls and spills into the lap. a good analogy for the way fat works is to liken it to a water balloon, and thinking of how its shape would change when resting flat on a surface, hanging off of a ledge, held upright, etc.
here are a few extra tips i find a lot of people miss!
first on the top is the hip/pubic region. the first circle is showing the way the bellybutton is folded in fat people, as opposed to stretched out in thinner people. the second is the stomach fat spilling over onto the pubic region and creating a separation in the two areas, which is something thatâs missing in a lot of art. in addition, the pubic mound also gains fat, making it round as seen in the profile drawing i did up there (iâve heard people refer to it as fupa?). the last in the hip region is the lack of a thigh gap. i canât stress this enough!!!! if youâre trying to draw a convincing fat character, make sure their thighs are pretty much always touching!! for reference, mine literally donât separate until my feet are about 2ft from each other.
the bottom right is showing the double chin, which a lot of people are afraid to draw!! fat does distribute itself here too, and thereâs nothing wrong with it, so donât feel like you shouldnât give fat characters a double chin in your work for fear of it looking like a caricature.
in the bottom middle, itâs showing how fat affects different types of breasts with the presence of more or less breast tissue.Â
lastly, at the very right are stretch marks with their usual locations and directions, which i also canât stress enough!!!!! i sometimes forget to add them honestly, but theyâre so important in accurately portraying fat characters, as they literally come from the skin being stretched from fat being gained (and theyâre also just rlly neat lookin like why wouldnât you lmao). some people have less and some people have more, feel free to experiment with them!
the last thing is body types!! there isnât one single way for a person to be fat, so feel free to experiment with shapes once youâve learned the basics!!Â
so there you have it, a tutorial on how to draw chubs!! now go forth and make some accurate fanart or some rad fat characters, because the world could always use more of both. hmu if you have any questions or concerns, and thanks for reading!!
EDIT: someone pointed out the bad wording in the tutorial. thank you for bringing it to my attention and sorry for offending anybody. iâve updated the tut, so please reblog this one!
Okay so I am literally about to cry. Iâm not an artist, but I love looking at art. And like. It makes me feel so worthless to see beautiful art with âfatâ characters that are just extra curvey because I am so not that, and seeing only the sexy curvy drawings makes me feel like I am somehow the wrong kind of fat. But this. This is so spot on. I have stretch marks and I have a double chin and I have like a fatty pouch in my pelvic area and my breasts are not perky and my thighs do not touch and just⊠All of it. Seeing art of someone who looks like me makes me feel⊠Worthy. Some artist thought a body like mine was worth drawing, and that is so wonderful and validating and flattering. People enjoying said art is so good too. And like. Wow. I just want to cry.
This is a very good resource. Take note, people: âI wasnât trained to draw fat peopleâ is not an excuse.
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hey op? bad post
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Whyâre you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs ⊠Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
2.5 million notes I hate myself
I reblogged this twice now
Iâm so sorry this isnât b99 related and this isnât real but I canât not skip this Iâm sorry
Not taking a fucking chance
Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance
No chances⊠Sheâs out⊠And she must be protected.
How dare you
Whatcha doin to me Farkle!
i canât risk it
sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever
Sorry I canât risk it
Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom
Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.
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CANT RISK IT
Sorry guys
sorry đ©
IM NOT RISKING IT
CanÂŽt risk it
even though she annoys me
Honestly-
DO NOT
I LOVE YOU MOMMYYYYYYYYY
NU! NOT MY MUM!
IâM SORRY EVERYONE I REALLY LOVE MY MOMMA
My mom is the only one that supports me in my family. Fuck naw. Not testing
MOMMU!
Mom pls
MOMMY LIVE!!!!!
SORRY GUYS BUT I LOVE MY MOM SHE IS THE ONLY PARENT I HAVE HHHH
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//Youâre a dirty person for using Moms for reblogs./
You ass.
3m notes,yet not many rebloged,i will reblog cause shes the only person who keeps me sane other than my baby sis
i know thiss is reblog bait but i just canât risk it hhhh-
MAMA!!!
I love my mom, whether she understands me or not :>
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SORRY GUYS
I CANT
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Not mommy! Donât touch my mommy! My real mom and @ihaileysenpai too! (\3/)
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MOM NO I LOVE YOU
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Hey everyone! â@pretty-things and I ( @bitmapdreams ) are teaming up again for another pixel art challenge! Hurray!
Weâre going a little simpler this time: Comment on or reblog this post with your most original suggestions for items to pixel. We will pick our most favorite and pixel it during the month!
ââ Guidelines (please read!) ââ (+) Please make suggestions as a comment or reblog on this post. We decide by looking at the notes on this post, so, messages and asks wonât be seen. (+) Be descriptive! We gravitate more towards suggestions like âbeekeeperâs donutsâ rather than just âdonuts.â (-) We will not draw fan art, ocs, project art, etc. (-) No nsfw content, or content that could be easily abused by nsfw communities. (â„) Pixel art remains the intellectual property of the artist. If you would like to use it, please ask permission! ââ We will be picking things on September 15th and will post the results in a month. Please give us your suggestions before the pick date!! Good luck!! â„ bitmapdreams
A witch's old music box, A flower crown with plants and flowers from an alien planet, A dinosaur's birthday gift for a friend (something like a mini Dino made out of pine cones, sticks, berries, and twine), or a Victorian era necklace with a petrified dandelion inside! (Maybe with magic markings around the side? :o These are just some suggestions though!)
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donât call me out like this
I really hate it when people confuse the terms âCanonâ, âHeadcanonâ and âAlternate Universeâ.Â
âCanonâ: Something that has been outright been stated in canon outside of a joke, in a way that unambiguously means this exact thing and nothing else.
âHeadcanonâ: It was never unambiguously specified in canon, but I interpret this on my own in a way that goes along with canon without contradicting it.Â
âAlternate Universeâ: My game, my rules.Â
They are not interchangeable terms.Â
How to Study Like a Harvard Student
Taken from Sophia Chua-Rubenfeld, daughter of the Tiger Mother
Preliminary Steps 1. Choose classes that interest you. That way studying doesnât feel like slave labor. If you donât want to learn, then I canât help you. 2. Make some friends. See steps 12, 13, 23, 24. General Principles 3. Study less, but study better. 4. Avoid Autopilot Brain at all costs. 5. Vague is bad. Vague is a waste of your time. 6. Write it down. 7. Suck it up, buckle down, get it done. Plan of Attack Phase I: Class 8. Show up. Everything will make a lot more sense that way, and you will save yourself a lot of time in the long run. 9. Take notes by hand. I donât know the science behind it, but doing anything by hand is a way of carving it into your memory. Also, if you get bored you will doodle, which is still a thousand times better than ending up on stumbleupon or something. Phase II: Study Time 10. Get out of the library. The sheer fact of being in a library doesnât fill you with knowledge. Eight hours of Facebooking in the library is still eight hours of Facebooking. Also, people who bring food and blankets to the library and just stay there during finals week start to smell weird. Go home and bathe. You can quiz yourself while you wash your hair. 11. Do a little every day, but donât let it be your whole day. âThis afternoon, I will read a chapter of something and do half a problem set. Then, I will watch an episode of South Park and go to the gymâ ALWAYS BEATS âStarting right now, I am going to read as much as I possibly canâŠoh wow, now itâs midnight, Iâm on page five, and my room reeks of ramen and dysfunction.â 12. Give yourself incentive. Thereâs nothing worse than a gaping abyss of study time. If you know youâre going out in six hours, youâre more likely to get something done. 13. Allow friends to confiscate your phone when they catch you playing Angry Birds. Oh and if you think you need a break, you probably donât. Phase III: Assignments 14. Stop highlighting. Underlining is supposed to keep you focused, but itâs actually a one-way ticket to Autopilot Brain. You zone out, look down, and suddenly you have five pages of neon green that you donât remember reading. Write notes in the margins instead. 15. Do all your own work. You get nothing out of copying a problem set. Itâs also shady. 16. Read as much as you can. No way around it. Stop trying to cheat with Sparknotes. 17. Be a smart reader, not a robot (lol). Ask yourself: What is the author trying to prove? What is the logical progression of the argument? You can usually answer these questions by reading the introduction and conclusion of every chapter. Then, pick any two examples/anecdotes and commit them to memory (write them down). They will help you reconstruct the authorâs argument later on. 18. Donât read everything, but understand everything that you read. Better to have a deep understanding of a limited amount of material, than to have a vague understanding of an entire course. Once again: Vague is bad. Vague is a waste of your time. 19. Bullet points. For essays, summarizing, everything. Phase IV: Reading Period (Review Week) 20. Once again: do not move into the library. Eat, sleep, and bathe. 21. If you donât understand it, it will definitely be on the exam. Solution: textbooks; the internet. 22. Do all the practice problems. This one is totally tiger mom. 23. People are often contemptuous of rote learning. Newsflash: even at great intellectual bastions like Harvard, you will be required to memorize formulas, names and dates. To memorize effectively: stop reading your list over and over again. It doesnât work. Say it out loud, write it down. Remember how you made friends? Have them quiz you, then return the favor. 24. Again with the friends: ask them to listen while you explain a difficult concept to them. This forces you to articulate your understanding. Remember, vague is bad. 25. Go for the big picture. Try to figure out where a specific concept fits into the course as a whole. This will help you tap into Big Themes â every class has Big Themes â which will streamline what you need to know. You can learn a million facts, but until you understand how they fit together, youâre missing the point. Phase V: Exam Day 26. Crush exam. Get A.
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hey i made this small dumb comic about my gay OCs! it was my first time doing one, so i think i learned a lot. i hope you like it! iâll try to make more comics in the future, especially with these characters.
How to Handle Having TOO MUCH To Do
So letâs say youâre in the same boat I am (this is a running theme, have you noticed?) and youâve just got, like, SO MUCH STUFF that HAS to get done YESTERDAY or you will DIE (or fail/get fired/mope). Everything needs to be done yesterday, youâre sick, and for whatever reason you are focusing on the least important stuff first. What to do!
Take a deep breath, because this is a boot camp in prioritization.
Make a 3 by 4 grid. Make it pretty big. The line above your top row goes like this: Due YESTERDAY - due TOMORROW - due LATER. Along the side, write: Takes 5 min - Takes 30 min - Takes hours - Takes DAYS.
Divide ALL your tasks into one of these squares, based on how much work you still have to do. A thank you note for a present you received two weeks ago? That takes 5 minutes and was due YESTERDAY. Put it in that square. A five page paper thatâs due tomorrow? That takes an hour/hours, place it appropriately. Tomorrowâs speech you just need to rehearse? Half an hour, due TOMORROW. Do the same for ALL of your tasks
Your priority goes like this:
5 minutes due YESTERDAY
5 minutes due TOMORROW
Half-hour due YESTERDAY
Half-hour due TOMORROW
Hours due YESTERDAY
Hours due TOMORROW
5 minutes due LATER
Half-hour due LATER
Hours due LATER
DAYS due YESTERDAY
DAYS due TOMORROW
DAYS due LATER
At this point you just go down the list in each section. If something feels especially urgent, for whatever reason - a certain professor is hounding you, youâre especially worried about that speech, whatever - you can bump that up to the top of the entire list. However, going through the list like this is what I find most efficient.
Some people do like to save the 5 minute tasks for kind of a break between longer-running tasks. If thatâs what you want to try, go for it! Youâre the one studying here.
So thatâs how to prioritize. Now, how to actually do shit? Thatâs where the 20/10 method comes in. Itâs simple: do stuff like a stuff-doing FIEND for 20 minutes, then take a ten minute break and do whatever you want. Repeat ad infinitum. Itâs how Iâve gotten through my to do list, concussed and everything.
Youâve got this. Get a drink and start - we can do our stuff together!
WOAH THIS SOUNDS HELPFUL. IâM GOING TO TRY THIS IMMEDIATELY. Also, I made a chart for myself, but if anyone else wants it for reference (or if this is wrong and I misread you can tell me) here it is:
oh my god i really donât wanna be the person to do this because i love uptown funk but itâs actually really really problematicâŠ. like itâs awful and idk I feel so bad for liking it. I canât really explain it that well but here is a detailed explanation. idk why we canât just have nice things
i just loss so much respect for bruno wtf
this breaks my heart
Really devastating đ©