[humoristics]

The best

credit

[peni5breath-deactivated20130325]

[slavery]

Where the milfs

[18nth]

with their kids 

[thetenderpassion]

[the-sapphic-raven]

Shes probably committing crimes right now

[jinxtus-deactivated20210311]

Who is?

[the-sapphic-raven]

What are you, a cop? piss off

[apriki]

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

[trashboat]

its happening

[brilliantinemortality]

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

[kitsunecoffee]

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

[hate-deactiv]

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

[australiansanta]

and now he’s on ice skating commercials for ice skating rinks

[opallbeifong]

How could I possibly choose

[securesuggestions]

Someone thinks about you before they go to bed

[ml-j]

the devil and how he’s gonna fuck up my day when he wakes up

[daaaaaamnson]

Girl: Are you nervous?

Me: Yes

Girl: Is this your first time?

Me: No it isn't. I have been nervous before.

[australiansanta]

[fuckosexual]

scottish twitter is gonna save the world

[neuro-light]

Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.

[im-diamonds-youre-dust]

[the-memedaddy]

[c3po]

im gonna make a mood ring with just 2 moods, mood and big mood

[g0ds-favorite]

[scarletswitch]

I have no idea what an iron fist is. Sounds like a sex toy.