Da Bread Buddy

Random dumb art posts and shit. No real theme I guess besides OC's. Really wish I could use a tablet well. Tech is hard.

[sun-spiral-deactivated20210109]

Sorry not sorry.

[paragonpostcards]

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

[totallyfubar]

*Phone rings*

THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

I’M ON MY WAY.

[ascenti]

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

[endoshan]

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

[grapefruitjunkie-deactivated202]

Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

[a-pan101]

Meanwhile In England……

“Jolly great bit of Tea”

-Phone Rings- 

“THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!”

“Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!”

“It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait”

“It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment….”

“All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!”

“TALLY-HO!!!!!”

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

i hope everyone in this comment chain is dead

[ok-dingo]

This is without question the most embarrassing fucking post on this entire website 

[exit-the-king]

Est-ce qu’un jour je serai assez mature pour ne plus rire chaque fois que le mot ‘bouchée’ est employé dans la langue anglaise ?

Non. Probablement pas, non.

[a-room-of-my-own]

Alors perso je ne suis pas du tout sensible à ce genre d’humour.

[starting-over-again-2012]

is there something funny about the word bite in french like?

[jadethefirefox]

[pink-kink-kitten]

“Will there be a day when I’m mature enough not to laugh anymore each time the word ‘bite’ is used in the English language?” “No. Probably not, no.” (approximate translation in case y'all sensible folk didnt study french)

[pretzelpizzapuppy]

Money is just the energy cards in the Pokémon card game of life.

Caldwell Tanner (ep 39 of WSWD)

[deadtotsnbots]

Late night drawing~ his chin is a bit wonky lol

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being in a public restroom

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

being in a public

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

people adding things 2 my posts

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

your posts

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

ur blog

[kmalakhn-blog-blog]

u

[lordwellingtonofficial]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

you thinking that comment was necessary

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

thinking

[delusion-of-negation]

wen u zoom in

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

I love this post

[eee-in]

love

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

It just keeps getting better

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

overused captions

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

Tumblr’s new layout

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

tumblr

[1nvisibl3]

the internet

[tomche]

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

[plrize]

look at this cutie im dead // Warsaw 3 November 2016

[vlynniii]

Hina :D

[pdlcomics]

Urban Hiker

[dabreadbuddy-blog]

Damn those city streets make for some tough hikes...

[dabreadbuddy-blog]

Bless you.

[dabreadbuddy-blog]

Mornings with Donald Trump. He's gotta get that beautiful hair done somehow.

[vlynniii]

faces and eyes.

[dabreadbuddy-blog]

Facials. The expressive kind.

[drawfee]

WELP WE HAD A GOOD RUN GANG

[dabreadbuddy-blog]

Legnardo Decalfprio. That is all.

[dabreadbuddy-blog]

Dafuq even is this. If the Queen of Hearts fucked Mr. Mime’s baby with Mozart, maybe it’d look something like this.

[vlynniii]

chibis during geometry

[dabreadbuddy-blog]

Same.

[vlynniii]

Vlynni: Commence the execution. 

((bluh back poses))

[dabreadbuddy-blog]

That blade puts Cloud's to shame.

[dabreadbuddy-blog]

Anyone missing half a chromosome? It’s right here and I believe it has gained sentience. Contact me at ___-___-DOWN to get him back. 🖒

[dabreadbuddy-blog]

Anyone order the demented てる てる ぼず (That’s teru teru bozu for all you uncultured folk. Still don’t know what it is? Google is a magical thing.)?