if my heart was a house, you‘d be home

♥

[overclassy]

[tirodiritto]

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[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[dionysaurier]

Wer auf deutsch Malte heißt, heißt auf Englisch Drew.

[lovvvender]

Es ist die Spaßgetränk-Ähnlichkeit der Namen. Club Ma(l)te und Mountain D(r)ew

[dionysaurier]

was zur Hölle. also, ja, aber. was zur Hölle.

[meanbuddhist]

what they don’t tell you is that it lives inside you until you let it out

[elveny]

If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isn’t reachable or accessible AT ALL.

The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.

Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!

[micromontage]

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

[heartpeacenquiet]

[jointpainturtle]

I need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) see terrible things happen to Friedrich Merz

[gothredy]

[fortuneaday]

[velvetmasonry]

Paw prints on a 15th-century Flemish manuscript

[informants-little-wonder]

La Fleur des Histoires, Jean Mansel, Belgium, ca. 1470-1480

The Walters Art Museum - Paws on Parchment

[activityenjoyer]

Hi, it’s me, your Flix Bus driver. I heard some of you back there asking why we’re on this dirt road in the middle of a cow pasture if this is supposed to be a direct line from Berlin to Munich. To that I say: you all need to mind your own damn business and look at the fucking moo cows.

[activityenjoyer]

To all the folks in the notes saying things like “genau so und er ist immer noch zuverlässiger als der ICE” hang in there babes you’ll get to your destination eventually probably ✊😔

[chillyfeetsteak]

i gave the venus of willendorf a brewski

[verins-little-notebook]

venus of chillendorf

[stuckinapril]

This this this this!!!

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[anancientheart]

there’s something about becoming older where everything feels finite. summer isn’t endless, love isn’t eternal. you move homes, your favorite boots fall apart, your dog dies. everything feels consuming and beautiful when it is believed to be eternal. now it is all precious. everything. and there is a melancholy that comes with it.

[existennialmemes]

You know what really

"Builds Character"

Having your basic needs met

[existennialmemes]

Survival is a prerequisite for character building, not a method for achieving it.