*STERN FATHERLY DISAPPROVAL*

[davidstriderofficial]

wait where am i

why are all these cartoon characters suddenly real

whats going on

[official--dirk--strider]

hi dave

[davidstriderofficial]

oh god not you too

[dad-egbert--official]

hello, david

[bubbles-official]

I WANNA COOKIE

[auriana-official]

I have a cookie! :D

[dad-egbert--official]

i have an entire tray of cookies

[jafar-official]

*falls to the ground* FUCK MY BACK

[dad-egbert--official]

sir are you ok

[dad-egbert--official]

i’m going to adopt everyone here

[jem-unofficial]

NO I WILL

[dad-egbert--official]

i’m older then you i could adopt you if i wanted

[jem-unofficial]

Please do. My parents are dead.

[dad-egbert--official]

[dad-egbert--official]

i’m going to adopt everyone here

[jem-unofficial]

NO I WILL

[dad-egbert--official]

i’m older then you i could adopt you if i wanted

[dad-egbert--official]

i have no idea who his ‘Robin’ person is but they are my daughter now

( @official-robin )

[auriana-official]

Hello fellow humans! I am most definetly not a magical princess from another planet who secretly fights evil twins regularly!

[jenny-lind-official]

I dunno, the way you worded that kinda makes it sound like you’re  a magical princess from another planet who secretly fights evil twins regularly.

[jenny-lind-official]

And I’m not a world renowned opera singer.

[barbie--official]

And I’m not a teen with a million jobs.

[official--alexa]

And I’m not better than Synergy.

[dreamfinder-official]

And I’m not í̵̻̞̙͓͓̼̒͗͂͛͐̈͘̚͘͟m̴̩̜̮̼͈̘̞̏̇̑͌̏͂̚͝͠͡a̸̛̝̖̠̥͓͔͋̋̎͊͗͐g͓͍̪͚͇̲̭̼͎̀͂͑́̍̂̀͜͡͠ȉ̷̧̘͎̠̠͓͔̗͔̖̔͋͒̎n̛̩͈̯̍̓̃͆͜͢͢â̶̢̹̳͚͇̜̞̘̓͋̓̾͜t̡̢̢̡̗̟͍͍̓̑̇̄̊i̙̮͇̻͎̳̋̄͐̄̌̽̐̉͡o̫̮̼͈̫̥̲̩̖̅̓̄̊͛̋̾͜͡ṇ̴̻̝̤̥̐̍̀̈́̎̾̄͞ g̨̻̪͇̟͖̪̤͌̔́̅̿͟ò̵̹̻̫̼̳̥̳̳̊͂͊̓͠͝d̢̫̤̻̯͉̳̘͔̾͗̃͗́̀͗̕. .

[twyla-boogeyman-official]

And I’m not deeply afraid of social interaction.

[toralei-stripe-official]

And I’m not going to kill the prepz.

[dad-egbert--official]

and John isn’t actually my little brother

[homestuckrebootproject]

please reblog or like this post if you are an active homestuck roleplayer in 2018! whether it be on tumblr, discord, mxrp, ect. i want to see how many of us there are.

[dad-egbert--official]

i’m going to adopt everyone here

[unofficial-spongebob]

New school!!!!!

Since @official-belle is sick and unable to teach, I’m starting a new school! It is a very large school!! It has a daycare, an elementary school, a middle school, a high school, and a university!!!!!!

So kids, if you want an education, come get one!!!! And adults, is you need a job, come get one!!!!!

I am the owner of the school but I’m not very good at being a principal, so I’m going to have an election for it! The runner up will be the vice principal!!!!!

To enter, just reblog this post and let me know!

@huey-official @lilo–official @official-pluto @official-swedish-chef @tiana-official @mulan–official @varian-official @snow-white-official if you guys could spread this around the officialverse I’d love you forever!!!!!

[gaston-official]

I suppose is the people want me.

[official-nightmare-foxy]

[dad-egbert--official]

@gaston-official I MAY NOT BE YOUR FATHER, BUT IF HE WERE HERE, HE WOULD BE JUST AS ASHAMED OF YOU AS I AM.

[unofficial-spongebob]

New school!!!!!

Since @official-belle is sick and unable to teach, I’m starting a new school! It is a very large school!! It has a daycare, an elementary school, a middle school, a high school, and a university!!!!!!

So kids, if you want an education, come get one!!!! And adults, is you need a job, come get one!!!!!

I am the owner of the school but I’m not very good at being a principal, so I’m going to have an election for it! The runner up will be the vice principal!!!!!

To enter, just reblog this post and let me know!

@huey-official @lilo–official @official-pluto @official-swedish-chef @tiana-official @mulan–official @varian-official @snow-white-official if you guys could spread this around the officialverse I’d love you forever!!!!!

[dad-egbert--official]

@john-egbert-official SON!

[john-egbert-official]

dad!

i thought you died

[dad-egbert--official]

I DID. IT WAS QUITE PAINFUL, BUT I AM FINE NOW AFTER MY CORPSE TELEPORTED TO THIS PLACE.

[john-egbert-official]

that is so fucked up but great at the same time

[dad-egbert--official]

I KNOW.

[dad-egbert--official]

@john-egbert-official SON!

[john-egbert-official]

dad!

i thought you died

[dad-egbert--official]

I DID. IT WAS QUITE PAINFUL, BUT I AM FINE NOW AFTER MY CORPSE TELEPORTED TO THIS PLACE.

[unofficial-spongebob]

New school!!!!!

Since @official-belle is sick and unable to teach, I’m starting a new school! It is a very large school!! It has a daycare, an elementary school, a middle school, a high school, and a university!!!!!!

So kids, if you want an education, come get one!!!! And adults, is you need a job, come get one!!!!!

I am the owner of the school but I’m not very good at being a principal, so I’m going to have an election for it! The runner up will be the vice principal!!!!!

To enter, just reblog this post and let me know!

@huey-official @lilo–official @official-pluto @official-swedish-chef @tiana-official @mulan–official @varian-official @snow-white-official if you guys could spread this around the officialverse I’d love you forever!!!!!

[chisa-yukizome-official]

Oh! It really does exist!

[dad-egbert--official]

oh my god there’s a school. there’s an actual school. i’ve been here for about 30 seconds but i am so happy

[dad-egbert--official]

@john-egbert-official SON!