You Had An Entire Oak Tree Shoved Up Your Ass.

incest and adult/minor shippers DNI | i follow from my main, hom-o-saxual | cas is autistic

[mishtho]

[redwing]

yes sam is bb-8 i will not take any objections

[redwing]

my lil 15x20 coda comic!!!! heres how onion field cas can still win <3

[clickbaitcowboy]

The divine invasion of the garden…

[marynatural2]

evil johnmary is literally just regular johnmary. if mary hadn’t died sure there was a possibility they would stay fail married but there‘s also a non zero possibility that 20 years later john’s mechanic buddy is the starring witness on an unsolved mysteries episode about how he thinks “he just walked out and never and back” is a bs excuse and he wants cops to retest dna evidence but no one believes that mary campbell doting single mother who was raising two boys on her own while working full time because she never even tried to get insurance money. john’s mechanic buddy cites the fact that mary’s parents had a strained relationship with her regarding john and after they died in a batshit murder suicide she and john almost immediately got married. and that her and john were kind of on the rocks before john took off. john’s OTHER mechanic buddy thinks john just ran off because he knows mary winchester and he had to teach her to change a tire how can anybody believe she was strong enough to kill and dispose of john who’s an army vet who worked with his hands all day

[tiktaalic]

mary’s “best friend” aka housewife that lives on their street also makes a showing on this ep and she’s like mary rightfully wants nothing to do with slander but i’m gonna defend her because yall are ridiculous. if you met john and mary you’d know that mary was a saint and she was even more of a saint for putting up with john. the amount of times my husband had to come over and help her with something because john had gone off god knows where. and he was cheatin on her! while she was with their babies he was making plans to run off with some twenty year old. it’s no mystery where he went. that girl’d say jump and he’d say how high. i know she told him to pull as much money as he could from his account and then told him to get in her lil camaro he was always workin on down at the garage with her so they could start somewhere new

[donniefinnerman]

it fucks me up thinking about how many times mary’s death has been used as motivation for men to do things she Would Not Want them to do. john raises her sons as hunters; her dad teams up with the king of hell; her son almost kills his own son

mary isn’t a person; she’s an altar. and no one gives a damn that she doesn’t want their burnt offerings

[donniefinnerman]

mary was an only child, which means the uncle that arranged for her headstone must have been john’s brother or brother-in-law– and since sam and dean never met him, it’s safe to say he wasn’t close to john and mary.

mary’s headstone – “in loving memory” – was put up by a stranger.

[donniefinnerman]

imagine it. you’re john winchester’s brother. your sister-in-law just died in a house fire, and before the ashes are cold, your brother cashes out his kids’ college funds, quits his job, and runs off to god-knows-where. he doesn’t even stay behind long enough to put up a headstone for his dead wife.

you never knew your sister-in-law other than as a picture on a christmas card, but you know she deserves better than that. so you take care of it.

[donniefinnerman]

paging mary scholars @uhuraha @marynatural i need to know your takes on this

[tiktaalic]

CHRIST. something something “i never realized how long you were cleaning up dad’s messes” applying not just to john’s son but to john’s little brother - bc Unnamed Uncle has to be a little brother bc john was an only child when his dad disappeared/died. idr john lore because he’s boring but he’s from illinois i think? illinois to kansas is NOT a long drive. pov you’re Winchester Junior and your half/step brother who is eight awkward previous marriage years older than you drops off the face of your planet when he goes off to The War and you only see him at thanksgiving and the only other occasions you talk to him are at his freakishly small wedding and when him and his wife send you the it’s a boy you’re an uncle card. it’s not even him that calls about the freak accident it’s your MOM who’s freaking out because he’s not answering her calls so you drive ten hours to the address that’s on your handful of cards and when you get there there’s no john or kids and when you say you’re looking for the winchesters people start asking you what you’re going to do about the funeral for a woman you know solely through the small talk she made with you about what you’re studying. 

[saintemiliosandoz]

Describing Sam, Dean and Cas but just by the slurs they’re called in the show

Abomination, daddy’s little girl, whore

We love team free will ☺️

[frankie31]

Come get y’all’s slur

[rkanjl]

Raphael in a leather jacket

“But wouldn’t he be too powerful?” Yes. Yes, he would.

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[fascra]

season one except dean is trying to parent sam & jack & adam all at once. adam sits in the backseat and yells he’s LOOKING at me because jack has been staring unblinkingly at him for five minutes. sam thinks it’s funny to throw things in the general direction of adam and/or jack and just barely miss (what? I’m not touching them!). dean threatens at least once to pull this car over, goddamnit!

[hairasuntouchedaspartoftheamazon]

Oddly, this helps them blend into normal scenarios a lot better; they’re not a weirdly young group of creepy kids with too much blood on them, they’re a super tired older brother who can’t get his younger brothers to stop punching each other in the face. Dean has an identity crisis in a Shop Rite one day when he enters an aisle with Sam pushing the cart over Adam’s toes and Jack trying to smuggle frozen hot dogs into his coat and then looks up to see a woman not much older than him with three small kids trying to beat the shit out of each other with cereal boxes. They just share a look of complete exhaustion.

[jennifersgender]

hbo spn develops dean's skills with homemade paranormal tech. every other episode dean pulls out a new emf dector, a spirit box, a customized voice recorder, and even a pirated angel radio receptor!! she's good at tweaking wires and making junk work

[cramenjoyer]

in hbo supernatural, when sam throws xemself into the pit, dean moves. he drags himself across the graveyard nearly twelve whole feet to the spot where his sister disappeared. his throat is shredded already from begging for sam to hear him, to know he was there, that they weren't alone. he doesn't even feel it as he screams at the top of his lungs at the sky- at god, heaven, every single angel he can name and a few he's positive he's making up- and he screams even harder at hell. when he can't scream, can't sustain the terrified rage, he breaks down into wailing. his nails are cracked, beds bleeding from clawing at the earth that swallowed up sam.

he finds the rings embedded in the ground after almost an hour- his vision was so blurred from panic that he couldn't make out their unearthly glinting in the late afternoon sunlight until the tears dried up. before he can say the words (he doesn't know what he'll do, if he'll drag sam out of there with everything he has or throw himself after her) the rings disappear. death stands over him, impassive and cold, and disappears with them.

dumbfounded, dean sits there, scrambling for another option, another plan. anything. when castiel returns, ze heals the man, but dean barely reacts. there is nothing cas can do about the gaping wound inside him.

(castiel tells him later, in hir horrific and booming voice, that he had sixty nine broken bones, and ze didn't understand why dean laughed through his hiccuping, suppressed sobs.)

[kalashtars]

Give Me Your Supernatural Hot Takes and I'll Tell You Where You'll Go When You Die

[rootsmachine]

christmas song, phoebe bridgers x ‘a very supernatural christmas’

[gooferdusted]

Quick question cuz I don’t think I’ve seen this be addressed, would time in hell still be different in hbo spn? Bc hbo spn is already way darker than canon so if the time difference stays the same, they would end up even more messed up after hell

oh ykw me and @monsterfuckerdean actually talked abt this! I think the main problem I have w different hell time is that they just dont address the consequences properly??? I think they had the right idea at the beginning where it was kind of ambiguous and it just FELT like 40 years (according to dean). idk I like the idea of time being different but its just... not done right. plus! honestly 4 months is literally enough!!!! dean is JUST a person, and 3 months of nonstop torture followed by another month of nonstop torturing OTHER people and then literally having to dig himself out of his own grave. like anyone would be fucking catatonic holy shit.

regardless of if hell time is different or not, I dont think dean comes back as okay as he did in s4. I think dean stumbles into that gas station and calls every burner number he can remember until he finally reaches sam. and sam thinks it's a trick but once he realizes it's really dean, he takes him back to bobbys, and its dean in the passenger seat and sams girly music playing off the douchey ipod jack he installed in the car. and dean is so so happy to be home, but everything feels off and wrong and just a little to the left. sam is strong and grinning and talkingtalkingtalking. it's the demon blood, but dean thinks it's how much better off sam was without him. they stay at bobbys for a month in a haze of x files re runs and densely home cooked meals from every sweet old lady in sioux falls who remembered sam and dean from when they were just little motherless boys abandonned at bobby singer's house for weeks at a time.

deans starting to think that everythings going to be okay when hes ready to go out hunting again. sam asks him again and again if hes sure hes sure, because sam is so used to hunting on his own now, and it's really okay, dean doesnt have to. everything goes smoothly until a demon has a knife to deans throat, and sam exorcises it on pure instinct. that's when dean knows it's all gone so horribly wrong: when sam grins at him over a bloody nose, and the light glints yellow in his eyes.

[corvu-ss]

a dean being more against sams powers bc of hell trauma bc it reminds him too much of the demons and things he saw/went through in hell instead of just bc he’s prejudiced against powers of course this is before he finds out about the demon blood so when he learns about it he just freaks out more in a panicked way instead of angry idk I think it would add a more interesting rift between the brothers if it’s filed by trauma rather than anger

[canniballistix]

In HBO spn more things are unexplained????? CW always wrapping things up in a neat little bow like it’s a procedural crime drama but like. Sometimes fucked up things happen on the back roads of America and you just have to accept it. Not everything is monster you can kill. Sometimes ppl go missing and sometimes buildings appear where they shouldn’t and sometimes animals mutate and that’s just what you see when you’re driving through the midwest at 3 am

[archive1092841814]

maybe no one’s takes about supernatural are good or bad because supernatural is an incoherent show with 300+ episodes and four showrunners who all had different visions and a ridiculous number of writers and producers and network meddling and eric kripke running his mouth on twitter after 10 years away to imply sam and dean commit voter fraud and ever-changing additions to “canon” by cast members depending on their mood/the position of the stars