Final transmasc

juanma. 29. he/ze & él/elloa. @1982brucespringsteen

[thankunexts]

I'm really not used to people combusting all over me.

READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME 2026 | dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett

[thatsbelievable]

[cryptotheism]

Hey CT, why do wizards have staves? Is there some ritual or utilitarian purpose to having a staff that got enshrined into magical practice? Is it just that wizards = old men and they need something to lean on? Is a wizard staff even a historical thing or is this like Vikings having horned helmets?

The imagery goes back to Moses.

[cryptotheism]

Broadly speaking staves and sticks are independently common magical imagery. They carry such potential! They could be a kings scepter or a masons rule or a million other things. But in western esoteric history, the most famous stick-having magician figure is Moses.

[sivavakkiyar]

I’m pretty sure it’s so that you can or threaten to hit people with it if they get annoying

[cryptotheism]

They are also instruments of connection. Paths of organic tissue between you and the annoying guy you're wacking.

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[grlbts]

Tarocchi di Sergio Toppi

Tarot Cards by Sergio Toppi

[otherwindow]

I feel like zombie settings could do more to make slow zombies scarier in quiet, creeping ways. Zombies facing away from people. Walking backwards. Only moving if they're not seen. Holding a survivor but not hurting them. Motionless but their eyes follow you. Soundless horde.

[otherwindow]

Encountering fast zombies: Physical challenge

Encountering slow zombies: Psychological terror

[ibapoque]

Ohh okay okay okay I like this.

If zombies are a representation of the breakdown of society, the traditional zombie is a more noticeable, violent, immediate collapse of society.

The slow, quiet, still zombie is more about the societal collapse we don't see until it's too late, one that doesn't happen suddenly and drastically but one that happens without a fuss. The violence doesn't become the focus of the tension, the violence is the release of it.

[namarikonda]

As a martyr submits to death, the masses ravage their body. What part of this divine flesh will be ripped to shreds, to be revered until the end of time? 🫀📿

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Entry Points, oil on canvas by Lydia Pettit on Instagram

[insomniac-arrest]

if my liege lord looks at another soldier vassal in fellowship I'm going to *remembers suicide is an affront against the almighty* take a common grain rat as a wife

[cosmicanger]

lead vocalist of the prodigy, maxim

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

[artsytoad]

Kinuko Y. Craft, Blue Fairy from Cinderella 

www.artsytoad.tumblr.com

[artsytoad]

Kinuko Y. Craft, Cybele’s Secret

www.artsytoad.tumblr.com

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

[schakira]

okay... i can still see the folds on your wizard robe... iron it.

[the-quasar-hero]

Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.

[schakira]

no cause it's really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn't being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.

[the-quasar-hero]

I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?

[schakira]

you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT

[the-quasar-hero]

Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.

[entguarde]

And I’m supposed to listen to you two when you both wear TRAFFIC CONE HATS?? Hate to tell you this buds, but I do think that the plastic hat kinda matches y’all’s plastic fashion taste and y’all’s plastic ass spells.

Yours truly, the wizard frog

[schakira]

DO NOT INTERRUPT US

[afrophunk]

You talk all this mess about wizard hats, and yet I don't ever see you wearing one 🤔

[the-quasar-hero]

FYM?

[afrophunk]

That's just a purple traffic cone

Ain't got no class

No drip

Just goofy-

[the-quasar-hero]

FYM?

[afrophunk]

GUCCI be selling $300 bathroom sandals

Still look goofy in that GUCCI

[the-quasar-hero]

Hmmm, yes counterpoint:

DIE

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

you guys are ruining brunch

[lustcannibalism]

sorry about psychologically torturing you i get off to it

[mistressvera]

WOMEN + SNAKES

Salma Hayek as Santanico Pandemonium

From Dusk Till Dawn, 1996

[industrial-humping-mutilation]

we're the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn, and also the daughters of the men who wanted some freaky witch pussayyyyy 😛🧙🏻‍♀️