You’ll Need A Hawaiian Shirt And Confidence

23/Queer/Cat dad. Proud father of one dumbass kid.

[twominutesforembellishment]

[timbitshockey]

he IS of course that bitch. and you will NEVER be him

[maljic]

[holdingpenalty]

we need to stop the toxic culture that keeps penalizing sidney crosby for the crimes he commited

[pinetreeleafstick]

My sister pointed out that the IIHF never told Brad Marchand to stop licking people. Only the NHL. Do you see where I’m going with this

[phoebebrxdgers]

[rimouskis]

Noel was ON Geno to make sure he did his push-ups, too

[yabagofmilfs]

hope sid hobbles into the room wearing his custom brace the med staff tirelessly fashioned out of old equipment the nova scotia crosby museum shipped overnight, and tearfully says something completely bland like “this is OUR game” that everyone correctly interprets as “don’t fucking do this to me you losers” that makes them play like monsters in the 3rd.

[mysharkiee]

[hocceium]

hockey player removes glove to reveal a completely tattooed hand. the modern ankle flash

[couthbbg]

I keep seeing articles titled things like “the penguins’ malkin dilemma” or “difficult evgeni malkin situation” like WHAT are you TALKING about. this is the situation: evgeni malkin asks for whatever he wants and you give it to him. simple

[carpehistoryandthepens]

[yabagofmilfs]

i wonder what kind of wag jacket geno would be wearing to support bunny sid at the milano olympics. it would NOT be a boring lauren k design, i can tell you that much. it would have to be something much tackier and heartfelt.

[henlo-art]

I saw this interview and my mind went immediately: yea. Those are absolutely Dick (🥰) and Jason (🫩)

[vanityfaire]

auston matthews: team usa is a team

sidcros: team canada is a bravo show

[cloudabserk]

yuna hollander the woman that you are.

[couthbbg]

off sides isn’t even a real rule it was just invented by coaches for attention

[fabbe]

Geno!!!!! He's HOT and YOUTHFUL and NEVER RETIRING

[masonmerger]

GENO UNDEFEATED IN AWKWARD CELLIES