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nice-worm-deactivated20200906

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

secondlina

I reblog the money pigeon because I love him.

animentality

asterkid-deactivated20150106

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

aromantic-external-defibrillator

happy one decade to this

purple-1995

only-cat-memes

rumwik

I just heard a sad little huff so I peered over my tablet and

play-now-my-lord

there's this new scam going around where someone puts your dick in their mouth and gobbles on it until you bust. Obviously this siphons off nutrients and moisture from your body - they walk away with 'em scot-free. Not good, and a lot of people are falling for it. Mostly it's girls doing it but they're not the only ones. Stay frosty out there

play-now-my-lord

They call it a "blow job" on the mean streets but I'll be the first to tell you, it's no career for an honest man

gablehood

i hate job hunting so much why couldn’t i have just been sent abroad as a girl to serve at the court of margaret of austria and then later to serve a succession of french queens so that i could return to the english court years later as a lady of sophistication and charm capable of causing one of the greatest religious schisms in european history

gablehood

if one more person reblogs this to tell me that Anne Boleyn got executed I’m gonna shake their hand and thank them because despite me evidently knowing the specifics of her early career in Europe pre-1522 I somehow was not aware of her extremely famous beheading. I had no idea. Thank you for enlightening me.