we wanted a system blog and we ran a poll on our main/the hosts blog
so now we are here
not too keen on just. posting a list of our guys so like. send an emoji to our ask box or somethin and we'll tell ya who's closest to it or something. eventually we'll all turn up
hint: as of right now there are less than 30 of us
No matter how often or rarely, does your Blorbo speak to you in your head?
Yes
No
Voting ended onJun 9
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have YOU ever thought like this?????? i know WE hate the current plural diagnostics!!!! so! WE MADE OUR OWN!!!!!!!
it's 44 questions long, you can receive a total of 50 points!
it's unfortunately hosted through google forms for now unless we find something better...
*Due to how Google Forms is built, your "System Percentage" is shown as your amount of correct answers.
Plural systems typically get a score
we are not doctors, do not take your result as medical advice.
feel free to reblog with your result!
note: if you're a system and got under 60%, let us know! the 60% minimum is based solely off of, like, five non-system takers. we're working on getting a bigger sample size!
BIG EDIT I REALLY HOPE PEOPLE SEE THIS: please read this reblog if you have a concern about the nature of the questions!!
like. do well all know the lines? no actually we learned that one the hard way. apparently only like 2 people at any given moment know our lines and thats flower and the host.
honestly? might just give up on acting and pursue being an organist because that pays well due to it being an endangered art. and since its only 2 days a week with the occasional holiday id have to work, it gives me a lot of free time to work on my hobbies
we saw a system comic and now we want to system post. what are we system posting about? couldnt tell ya but the last post we made was pretty accurate to how we function
especially because we dont have to figure out who's who to make sure people are using the right proxy and all that
cough cough that one time someone thought they were techno then found out they werent because they were 21 not 18
adding a read more here for the rambles and chaos that are sure to ensue underneath
is chaos spelt correctly?
I think so
why wouldnt it be?
idk it just looks wrong
I think its just English being a dumbfuck language
real
we have no idea what to talk about do we?
not in the slightest
it's just nice to relax and speak freely
I wonder who's here
idk you think I keep up with that?
no
I don't think any of us do
we have at least 3 people here i can tell you that
true
the colors being consistent would help
idk im getting zo's yellow from somewhere but I dont think shes here
nope
that sounded suspiciously like zo
yall know luna is also yellow right
yeah but her yellow is different
fair I guess
isnt zo's color pink?
well mainly, yeah, but she has a sub color of yellow
what is she? a precure?
no thats mango
i. brother.
what?
you have a sub color too!
no i just have 2 colors. perks of being the oldest
I fail to see how it's not a sub color
which one is the sub color then?
. . .
I would argue it's red because your jacket and beanie and gloves and pants are all black
red is my favorite color
are you sure it's not black
yes I'm sure
the only red things you wear are your shirt and your shoes
and? black makes the red pop
it's red it's already popping
okay and?
since when did you care about color theory?
I don't. I just like red and black
ironic considering that's a friendly snake
consider: flower has yellow sort of
youre only venomous around flower?
that's interesting
I'm going to kill all of you
but flowers not here
.....I am doing my damn best not to obliterate you where you stand, you impudent slug
woah molotov slow your roll
fuck you and everyone you stand for
even Parker?
except Parker. they get a pass
someone's got a favorite
yeah. this is not new information. Parker is too nice for me to be mean to her
awwwww thanks kiddo
yknow I always forget you used to be a Patton fictive before you decided to not be
Trying so hard to find a picture of Potato Bread I took years ago because it was just labeled “Premium Potato” and confused me at the time but am not having any success
Alas
Have a very yellow maybe potato-y weirdly cut hotdog bun from 2018
and a Pretzel Baguette (2019)
if theres anyone we can count on its you frozen o7
having a lot of Big Emotions rn and we dont know how to cope also its five am we have class in 3 hours we have to be up in less than two
we've already applied for extended absence, but that doesnt cover today. maybe. we need to fix our sleep but dont know how to do that
our therapist said we need to change our mindset and say that we will go to class and we've been telling ourselves we will go to class tomorrow (today) but its not workingggg its bed time and we still cant sleeep
not to mention our dad fucking SUCKS!
(he stressed us out so hard that we dont know who holds the memories from last week. the host certainly doesnt have them.)
we havent been to class in a week plus. we are struggling. how are we meant to be normal humans in society if we cant fucking function like them
this is why I dont like being human its inconvenient and annoying
just dont be human then
cant
skill issue
fuck you
fuck you too
guys for the love of god stop fighting we have a scribe
who the fuck is writing this down???
idk someone but look at the phone someone is transcribing this whole conversation
who started the rant???
idk the host probably they've been stressed and school and dad are /not/ helping
dude how the fuck are we meant to keep up with whats going on??
we arent
we are youre just a cynic
is that spelled correctly? that doesnt look like a real word
cynic?
I mean,,, cynical is a word wouldnt the person form or whatever its called be cynic?
that just doesnt look like a real word
who's talking?
all... of? us???
all of us?
who is us?
idk how many people are here?
shouldnt we be using the simply plural chat for this?
probably but we just kinda started and its easier to do it here because we dont have to try and figure out who's who we can just start a new paragraph whenever someone new starts talking
wait are. are we all transcribing our own thoughts now? I thought it was just one person doing the writing?
I mean. technically yeah. only one person can write since we all only have one body to share between us.
who's got the fingers?
dude if I knew id tell you but part of me believes its andi
can in fact confirm it is not me I would never make this many typos or not capitalize anything
the autocorrect /is/ doing some heavy lifting
are we gonna post this???
probably it's not like its gonna go anywhere its tumblr. this is a no note post right here
frozen might give it a like but who knows man
idk man half of our mutuals have us blocked anyway
yeah still not 100% on what happened there. I think the anon thing is why.
the anon is why?
no the thing they were talking about with the zionists
I still dont understand that. or who the zionist we were reblogging from was
idk maybe a popular blogger we just randomly reblog from? we just reblog random shit on the dash. no one has the energy to vet every blog we reblog something funny from
do we have ocd
no i dont think so
we have 7 problems but ocd (supposedly) isnt one
yknow I really odnt think we should post this
cant we post shit privately?
probably somehow yeah
cringeeeee say it with your full chest coward
do you want to be blocked by more mutuals?
what're they gonna do? swat us? because we have an ice cold take on using tumblr?
doesnt. everyone use tumblr like that? who the hell actually goes through and vets every blog theyre reblogging a silly post from?
blocklists
dude I dont know what people do these days man
tumblr is stressful
why do we use it then?
its the only thing we have since everything else sucks
yknow rhat one jimmy neutron meme of him in a flower field in bliss? that could be us without tumblr
yeah youre already stressed enough man maybe take a step back for a bit? uninstall it? its just an echo chamber and its clearly detrimental to you
but... but my authors.. I gotta get the stories
consider! a break
probably. im poisoning myself
did you take your anxiety meds?
uhhhhhh. maybe?
bro go take your meds.
but that requires getting out of bed. bed is cozy.
bro youre literally spiraling right now. go take your meds
but the cozy......... its so hard to get comfy in bed man.
consider: you take your meds and get back in bed the bed will still be warm
gahhhhhhhhhhhh wait I already took my meds
did you?
yeah I took it before I tried to go to bed the first time like. 7? hours ago
oh shit yeah I remember that
cool glad we're on the same page
so wait who's who rn? like who's here?
uh. idk. clearly you showed up at some point. I dont think you were here at the beginning
are we glossing over the taking a break from tumblr thing?
yknow we could probably post this and put all the big conversation under the read more. nobody ever checks the read more.
you could hide a body in the read more and no one would know
except the cops.
. . .
what?
no im with molotov on this one why would the cops be looking for a body in a text post?
idk the cops look everywhere
fuck them cops man they dont do shit
hear hear
what the hell guys
we cant post this
even with the read more?
private post man.
but it would be so fun to let people see the bullshit i have to deal with
youre already scared about your mutuals despising you secretly. you actually wanna add fuel to that fire?
dude, I dont think you understand how confident I am in the fact that people don't read this blog. we have at most 6 people following and the only one who is even vaguely here is maybe frozen
tbf I dont think frozen follows this blog
she doesnt?
I think milo is the only one ive seen interact with anything here.
oh :(
well shout out to milo real mvp it is for maybe liking a post ages ago
we dont use this blog why would anyone follow it
exactly why posting this wouldnt be /that/ bad
you are tempting fate
this is going to blow up in your face you know rhat right
have you ever considered that you are literally only here to be a pessimist? to the point that that was literally your name a few years ago?
oh yeah?
who was optimism?
flower i think
.... yeah that tracks
yeah. bro you literally started as my "evil twin"
that is nothing but lies and slander
........dude who are you trying to convince? everyone here knows your past
not everyone
do not do that that is fucking freaky. also this isnt a sitcom good lord we are still debating posting this
you seemed pretty gung ho about posting it
your point being?
theres an audience.
WE WERE LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT HOW NO ONE READS THIS SHIT????
damnnnnnn who pissed in your waffles?
sugar rush, what the fuck?
are we sure that was sugar rush?
🤨😑😒 look at what was said and tell me that wasnt sugar rush
I mean, I feel like we would know if they were here
do you know how often yall show up for a singular sentence and then dip again?
I mean, /i/ dont.
yeah you have elder privileges
ha! old!
FUCK YOU!
bros oldddddd
youre like what? 2? 3 at most? fucking baby
yeah and youre a whole... hang on I gotta do math
🙄
youre 17! old ass
I am right here
damn calling me old when the host is right there?
yeah
can we please stop? maybe?
why?
do we even know what we're talking about anymore?
no, but thats pretty standard in these conversations. or any conversation for that matter
okay cool we have to be up for class in 2 hours now we've been here for that long
I mean we've been here longer than an hour if you really think about it
Don't You Get Pedantic With Me
what are you kanaya?
we had eridan??? and hes been gone for several years now???
what is happening who is talking
great we broke the host
please just. how many people are involved in this conversation??? maybe we should've done this in simply plural
but figuring out who's who is haaaaaaaard
that was extremely petulant
your point being?
youre not a child
I could be you dont know
are you 10?
no
are you 12?
no
do you see violet or fledgling anywhere around here?
uhhhhhh no?
youre not a child.
and who says im not?
youre acting like one
fuck off flower
no fuck you
guys! lets maybe not do this right now? please? we've got enough going on
sorry mom.
sorry parker
.... yeah we're gonna need that read more
hello to anyone who actually read this if you got to this point you should dm us potato flour
....potato flour? is that a thing?
probably? idk ask spaghetti they would know
I dont know actually its not something ive ever looked up. However, I do suppose it could be possible seeing as potato bread is a thing
mmmmm potato bread
bro its just bread. but yellower
I can't be fond of potato bread?
glad to see youre not dormant techno
bruhhhhh
are we. are we done here? can we be done here?
we never decided if we were posting this privately or not.
potato flour.
you and I both know that was just a silly anecdote. you know I do that
my brother in arms what is the point.
I want to keep this for document reasons. I want to know whats happening. I probably need to show a therapist at some point?
go send me asks here. you do not have to be a mutual. send me an image of your favourite character. perhaps some information. looks at you all beseechingly . i'm so fuckign bored
