dworgyn, thicc king

𝚆𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚛𝚍𝟷𝟶𝟷 𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐 // 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗 @seguinshawty

[malistaire]

[jonahtown]

Truly I'm still in 2011 playing wizard101. I don't know dick from squat when it comes to battle strategy and equipment grinding and pet breeding and on and on and on. All I know is hit thing harder than it hit me, like god intended. Yes I lose battles a lot why do you ask

[potionmotion]

Another banger I’m taking from Twitter I’ve been losing my mind over this fucking meme format all week

[regatton]

Recently developed these Wizard101 themed keychains around the class sigils and first level spells! Super excited to finally be able to share them and offer them for sale on my Etsy! If you wanna show a little class pride and support a small business, check out my shop here!

[ratmannn]

Like to slap his bald head

Reblog to slap his bald head

[super-lazer-piss]

Fucking Wizard101 is doing more for its queer community than Tumblr is this year

[super-lazer-piss]

[Wakes up in a cold sweat]

[Runs to computer]

[Opens Wizard101]

[Checks to make sure Nick Jonas is still there]

[Sighs in relief]

[Goes back to bed]

[daddydworgyn]

my new lovely lady 😌😌

yes she has a backstory I wrote in my head, of course she does

[daddydworgyn]

“If I don’t catch a fish sandwich soon, I’m gonna commit wizard crimes”

-me, 15 minutes left of my fishing boost potion and I spent 38 of those minutes in Cyclops Lane

[daddydworgyn]

update: I caught a fish sandwich! unfortunately, it was only after I switched from my newer wizard (Brooke) to my main wizard (Luca). it was Brooke who needed the fish sandwich.

you may find me slamming my head against the fancy carriage near the waterfalls if you need me.

[daddydworgyn]

“If I don’t catch a fish sandwich soon, I’m gonna commit wizard crimes”

-me, 15 minutes left of my fishing boost potion and I spent 38 of those minutes in Cyclops Lane

[daddydworgyn]

“alright, I’m with the moaning mommies or whatever”

-my brother, trying to tell me that he’s at Triton Avenue with the scarlet screamers

[daddydworgyn]

(making this a gif on tumblr made it so damn crunchy, apologies from the overlord (me))

[caracello]

boss in wizard101: gah...! you've defeated me..!! remember me, young wizard, for i will return and wipe you from this pitiful realm!

the young wizard:

[dawn-eyes]

ik all pyromancers are gay bc i just know all the faggots in wizard city would flock to cunty milf dalia falmea like moths to a lamp

[joshualegendforge]

[youarentreadingthis]

[vibrates at the speed of sound] wizard101

[blogname214]

Merle ambrose from wizard101 with the trans flag in the background and the text "give me all your fucking money, young wizard"