Frogger

fmr. geektologist | Kermit | Bi 🌈 | 23 | they/them/she/her | broke and wanna go home | yes all the frogs are gay 🐸

[gnostick-deactivated20210607]

hope iʼm not just a blog to you but a problematic bisexual too

[wintersoldierfell]

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

[bunniope]

i skink therefore i scram...!

[bunniope]

[raisinchallah]

sex is so boring and passe but things that are metaphorically sex but weirder will never go out of style

[daisymayys]

'look both ways before you cross the street' maybe the cars should look both ways before they cross Me #rightofway

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

Ugh life is so good right now i need to read about two dudes fucking each other in the butt

[egberts]

one of the most fucked up aspects of being an adult is really how life-goes-on everything is. like you can be dealing with the most fucked up trauma-drama-grief and still have to sleep and eat food to survive and like. poop. pooping while you're really sad shouldn't be a thing but it is. we don't have a say in the matter. life goes on

[flagellant]

Poke night!

[bacony-cakes]

the ants

[flagellant]

So close! Those are sesame seeds 🤗

[bacony-cakes]

Visit Original Link

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Do NOT let family obligations keep you from thinking about yaoi.

[dat-soldier]

This is the same song

this is the same song

if i were a woman and you're to blame we would pop champagne, where were you last night

playlist if you really enjoy that particular song

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

this is one of the most disturbing things i've ever

[achillesinhighheels]

[cuthechicane]

THERE SHOULD BE 48 HOURS A DAY 24 TO LOCK IN AND 24 TO FUJO OUT

[7pmest]

Work chapstick. Car chapstick. Nightstand chapstick. Bathroom chapstick. Jacket pocket chapstick.Bag chapstick. You have to be prepared.

[segamascott]

[rslashrats]

making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”

[rslashrats]

very unfortunate but hilarious side effect of calling the example oc johnson in this post is now people are saying this in the tags

[beardedmrbean]

[missmaemikaelson]

Lmao I’m dead 😭