Daddy Onceler

I'll give you more than the need for a thneed 🥴 Aka I need for me😘 I'm cute I'm hot I'm everything you want I can be called daddy by all 🏳️‍🌈🍳

[daddyonceler69]

are u queer

why do you want to know?? are you? 👀🏳️‍🌈

[germfalll]

rascalposting

[germfalll]

coping from the real zillionaires with my favorite fictional one..

[daddyonceler69]

🎶 it's getting hot in here (so hot) 🎶

🎶 so take off all your clothes🎶

you’d like that, wouldn’t you

[willowbee0913-deactivated202602]

BABY

I almost forgot how to draw him XD

Also him in a ponytail?

[daddyonceler69]

Ily

thanks…?

[mysterysharkk]

[daddyonceler69]

😢

[gigglemeshthegayboi]

[barleytea]

boyfriends

[daddyonceler69]

and they were roommates...

[daddyonceler69]

things i’ve invented in addition to the thneed

1) factories

2) the assembly line

3) capitalism

4) mommy issues

[daddyonceler69]

new business idea: employees have to pay me to work instead of the other way around

[daddyonceler69]

of course i do my taxes and all the other stuff normal law abiding citizens do. i definitely do not commit tax fraud. nope, not me.

[daddyonceler69]

I love how the tag for your posts has that kiss mark on it, it gives the vibes of you sending a letter signed with a fancy signature and sealed with a kiss -u-

Or you going up to a podium just to say one thing, blow a kiss to the fans, and walk away with style ajfdks

😘 yesss! blowing a kiss to the fans after one sassy comment is too perfect

xx 💋 Oncie

[servonium]

Twitter meme

[daddyonceler69]

my workers are not exploited, and even if they were you would never know because no one is allowed to leave the thneed factory

[daddyonceler69]

wdym grow truffula trees so i can produce thneeds sustainably? 🙄

[zerozerozio]

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[boimann]

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

[bacony-cakes]

please bother me with questions and statements

[mimiloo189]

bother me with inquiries. yes yes