METS

∆ Mets/Servus ∆ 21 ∆ tired ∆

[catasters]

[cloudbustng]

muppet profiles

the muppets trading cards (1992), pt. 3

[droidcore]

If you ever end up with an asshole robot neighbor, DO NOT accidentally let him cloud-sync into your computer. Don't do it.

[servonium]

thinking about a video where rick Astley just appeared in my tl out of nowhere and suggested me to check his most listened song

Funny thing I didn't knew it was him at first but I felt and understood the intention

[vacuously-true]

It is extremely rare that I get unintentionally rickrolled. It is extremely common that I look at a link and think to myself, that's a rickroll, and I click on it. Then I get to enjoy the satisfaction of being correct, as well as the entirety of Never Gonna Give You Up. That shit is a banger. If someone offers me a link directly to that song you think I'm not gonna take it? No. You know the rules and so do I. It's Astley time.

[cryptotheism]

You deny your weapon it's amazing digital purpose

[anchovy]

[stitchposts]

[transhuman-priestess]

have you ever lied on a tumblr poll

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 29

[transhuman-priestess]

Was your answer to the above poll truthful

Yes, I was honest

No, you caught me

are you a fucking cop or something?

Voting ended onMay 29

[glorioustragedykid]

Felt like this the entire month

[glorioustragedykid]

I want to punch a man so bad my god

[glorioustragedykid]

Im fine, cool & normal

[inkthecryptid]

Fun fact. Nothing can stop you from finding the oldest art your friend has ever made on their blog and reblogging it.

[inkthecryptid]

[rubysapphrald]

kind of fascinating how a lot of people don’t really know how food works

[rubysapphrald]

saw a twitter video of a dude making like fried broccoli with bacon or whatever and everyone in the replies was going “can’t believe he took something healthy and turned it into poison!!!!” i don’t really know how to explain to you that you’re still eating broccoli, and the healthy nutrients do not magically leave the broccoli just because you fried it

[gothvince]

i talk about transitioning and all anyone ever says is "I hope you don't regret it" what if instead we said I hope you love it. I hope it's everything you ever wanted. I hope you live the rest of your life in utter bliss. etc etc.

[gothvince]

I hope you transition and I hope it's the best thing you ever did and I hope you never look back and I hope you finally feel comfortable in your own skin

[cheridraws]

The last character you drew/wrote about is now stuck in the last game you played. How screwed are they?

[naowatan]

Fluttercord 🩷🤎

[that-house]

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

[that-house]

We never have to go back

[un-pearable]

oh he’s beautiful

[un-pearable]

if you must know

[un-pearable]

i can’t stop looking. truly amazing creature

[beepboopappreciation]

EVERYONE SHUT UP

IT'S

GIVE YOUR TELEVISION A HUG!!!

I SAID SHUT UP

IT'S

KISS YOUR COMPUTER

NOW!!!!!!!!