|| The Turnabout King ||

If you need a lawyer, then you've come to the Wright place! |Indie, Semi-selective Phoenix Wright blog written by Yaz; Follows the tag: dadicalwrightrises| M!A: None

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hobo what would you do if a tiny talking cat was trying to tempt your sweater bro into becoming a magical boy?

“Drop kick the thing to the sun. I don’t even like the sound of whatever a ‘magical boy’ would be.”

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seriously, why do you bill yourself as a pianist when you can't play a single instrument?

“Because I play the piano. Though I never said anything about playing it good.”

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RIP badge, press F to pay respects...

“I’m sorry, but do you think that this is funny? Do you think you’re being funny right now?!”

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“........”

[hailhydrilla]

“She was my light.”

(Honestly, I hate to imagine what would’ve happened to Phoenix if Trucy hadn’t been there for him during his disbarment. 😥)

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Can I get uhhhhhhhhhh one slice of 🅱️izza?

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Vet, out of all the prosecutors you've had to face, which one has been your least favorite based purely on how they attack you (whip, coffee, etc...) ?

“Godot. At least with everyone else I didn’t have to make sure my suit didn’t have any stains on it. Do you know how hard it is to get coffee stains out of suits after they’ve settled?!” 

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FACT: lions are immortal, just ask Simba

“If that’s so then tell me what really happened to Mufasa?”

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Talk to my muse!

…No really, that’s it. Talk to them. Ask them stuff. Make them blush. Make them cry. Make them question everything. I don’t care just say something to them. Go nuts.

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i’m just really exhausted from pretending things don’t hurt me

[rpmememaker]

This or Thats? Would You Rathers? Ask me anything and I'll respond with the truth.

Fill my askbox! I’m bored, you’re bored! Help a mun out?

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fidcliitas replied to your post: Kill me, I made a ‘Wright’ pun in my damn homework...

you’re learning, Yazz

I wish I wasn’t.

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Kill me, I made a ‘Wright’ pun in my damn homework assignment and didn’t realize it until I was about to submit it...

[alllanimals]

good morning stretches 😴

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*hedgie handing rookie a pic of doge* "Study it well, dear brother. Knowing memes will save your life, trust me."

He takes it and stares at it for a moment before looking back up and Hedge.

“...How is this gonna help me in any way, shape, or form?”

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Ironic that you know nothing about the internet since you're a giant meme, Rookie.

“Who isn’t a ‘meme’ in this day and age?”

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An 'F' to pay respects since with your floundering about you're practically digging your own grave.

“Excuse me, but I know what I’m doing. It’s just hard to find the proof to show that I know what I’m talking about- Anyway who says that? That’s stupid.”