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seductively chokes on doritos

[bortoukali]

[henstomper]

Oh my fucking god… They turned him into Pepsi

[dragongirltitties]

animorphs

[glewmie]

[bugfluids-deactivated20250511]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A red flag… for WHAT exactly?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

[unclefather]

imagine a rat using an airpod as a cane . imagine that

[trashboat]

i’m thinking about it

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[swarnpert]

is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

[swarnpert]

‘No!’ Says Lil Jon, ‘it belongs to the window.’

‘No!’ Say the Ying Yang Twins, ‘it belongs to the wall.’

[anxietyproblem]

[mjalti]

not to be dramatic but life is feeling a lot like that time Edward broke up with Bella in twilight and Stephenie made all the chapters during the break up empty pages with just “September.” “October.” “November.” written at the top

[frogmp3]

men will wipe down a counter and then eat the rag they used to do it. just kidding men do not know how to wipe down counters

[c-bassmeow]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[localstarboy]

Being drunk vs Being high

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

i saw this on twitter and i cant stop thinking about it cuz its literally mania vs depression 

[niambi]

#it’s funny cuz they are both going through it

[stimman3000]

these pictures of my friend’s dog are really the fattest fucking mood

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

no vitamins… no fucking minorals… carbs ONLY

[ugly-mane]

muffy packing her lunch

[catchymemes]

[platinumnib]

Well, fuck me.

I’ve found it. 

I’ve found the purest post on this hellsite.

[coolskeletonmemes]

[mjalti]

me: why burden ur friends with ur problems when u can shut Up?

my other self: when you keep your human side hidden from the people you claim to love, you are robbing them of the opportunity to act as a friend & yourself of the opportunity to experience human compassion 

me: ok….but…….. .. ok so but. ..