[hipstersoulgushers-art]

Later:

Specific scenes I was thinking could have gone differently <3

[fischiee]

it was an honor being queerbated with you all 🫡

[mattastr0phic]

Those Halo guys are making up excuses to hold hands again

[bill-theboneboy]

First time posting on Tumblr, this is an old one but my friend said it would “do numbers” here.

[karvviie]

guys i can’t believe this was the real ending to rvb restoration isn’t it awesome that grimmons finally became canon after 21 years of queerbaiting !

[abearthatwrites]

Ivy: On a scale of "Damn Daniel" to "Fre sha voca do", how are you feeling?

Zack: Somewhere between "It's an avocado, thanks" and "How did you defeat Captain America", but a solid answer would have to be "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger." What about you, Carm?

Carmen: Probably "Road work ahead".

Shadowsan: I speak many languages. This is not one of them.

[carmen-sandal-eggos]

Lady Dokuso: So how's the family?

Shadowsan: I accidentally gained 4 kids since the last time we talked.

Lady Dokuso:

Shadowsan: What?

Lady Dokuso: I thought you were... *hand thing* y'know.

Shadowsan: I am, I just somehow adopted them all

Lady Dokuso: How are they?

Shadowsan: *Thinks about how Zack got his foot stuck in a paint can once and walked around spreading paint all over the HQ* They're nice

[jayjayspixiepop]

Shadowsan doesn't want to hang with children

[icanteleportnow]

Shadowsan: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Zack: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Shadowsan: No! Four to five seconds!

Zack: Too late!!!

[doomingthenarrative]

Carmen Sandiego Characters As Things I’ve Actually Heard People Say Pt 2

Chase: Fire…. chef…. (“that says chief”)

Julia: I have… delicious vision.

Chief: I don’t want any ice in my soda. I’m an authentic european person.

Zack: How to snack angrily: anger your snacks. How it feels to chew 5 gum.

Ivy: Physics is a test of self-confidence and I regularly fail.

Carmen: Guess who just got diagnosed???? (loud cheer)

Player: As someone who enjoys applesauce-

Shadowsan: I didn’t say sorry I said shut up.

[greywarned]

zack:

shadowsan:

[lwd-incorrect-quotes]

Boimler: It’s performance review day, ship-wide. Last year, my performance review started with Ransom asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and it ended with him telling me he could bench-press 190 pounds. So, I don’t really know what to expect.

[v-e-l-v-e-t-g-o-l-d-m-i-n-e]

STAR TREK: LOWER DECKS

THE SPY HUMONGOUS (2x06)

[bobutterlovebot]

can we talk about how much tension this scene had because what the fuck

[p-is-for-pennywise]

Damien thinking of Shayne

[smosh-lames]

[lovelyhaas]

Bryce: hey bro, can I tell you something?

Gaige: yeah sure bro

Bryce: I’ve been thinking about it, and you’re more than just fam, you’re bae

Gaige, through tears: bro