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for a band that has written a lot about and done a lot of drugs, a surprising amount of mcr's fanbase are people who fell for DARE shit hook line and sinker

daethpatrol

no absolutely. it's because a lot of the fans seem to lack that literacy while claiming they get it. it is so frustrating.

myheadphonesareneverloudenough

people who dangle the fact that they’ve been an MCR fan for longer than i have over my head to justify their hate comments about the band are so full of shit lmao

daethpatrol

lmao nice vaugepost btw, unfortunately you came at me first so i fear it mayhaps been fair game. maybe next time you'll pick a better argument.

daethpatrol

mcr hot take:

foundations of decay sucks as a song. it's progression isn't good, and so much of the lyrics just feel like gerard talking ab himself in a cringe 3rd person way.

also, mcr5 is real. it probably is. but they know everyone wants that, so they are dancing around it because they wanna draw in as much money as possible in the meantime. i don't like how we had an entire era based around ONE song as opposed to the entire albums we used to have. but everyone is frothing at the mouth for it bc they're so hung up on the people the band members used to be 20+ years ago. now they're "back," with 1 shitty song from like 5 years ago now, a whole flopped era (swarm) that led to nothing, and now the black parade again. it's like they ran out of ideas and theyre trying to run with old ones from where their most popular track comes from. if they really cared about giving the fans more authenic content, they would have dropped mcr5 already, instead of selling immensely overpriced tracksuits and calling it "realistic" to their new "lore."

it is a cashgrab. i need yall to open your eyes and see that all we have gotten are shows. shows that are immensely overpriced.

most music artists make their money from tours and shows, because record labels take a lot from digital streaming and such.

all of this i feel like, as time goes on, is progressively more profit-oriented. and the fans lean into it because they still think the band members are the same dudes from 20+ years ago.

myheadphonesareneverloudenough

Alright.

The reason MCR 5 has not happened yet is because of people like you. There are so many people pissed that they're doing Black Parade tours instead of giving us new music, but the new music we DID actually get—Foundations of Decay—you complain about it for the dumbest possible reasons. (Really? You hate it because it's "cringe"? Are you twelve?)

Their comeback SWARM tour did not flop, you're just bitter. And it did not "lead to nowhere", they hadn't been a band for years, and came back to play their old songs for younger fans who weren't around during the original tours, and for older fans who deserved a triumphant comeback. If it DID "flop", we wouldn't have My Chemical Romance in 2026, it was like a test run.

"They ran out of ideas". Oh yeah, because Gerard spending years developing an intricate story about Draag, creating a new language, producing an entire theatrical stage production with a full cast of actors, costumes, special effects, and audience participation, is DEFINITELY a sign that he's run out of ideas??? You clearly don't give a fuck about this band, because if you did you would realise that this entire tour is a metaphor for the chokehold that nostalgia has on the fanbase. MCR doesn't want to be your puppets anymore, doing exactly what they used to do for the audience's entertainment and comfort. So, you got that part right. They are not the same dudes as they were 20+ years ago. That's the point. Gerard is an author and an artist. If you don't give a fuck about his new stories, you don't have to interact with it. Literally no one is forcing you to learn the lore or buy the merch. But you don't get to hate on it because he's not a songwriting machine for your entertainment.

What happens when they DO release MCR5 and it sounds like Foundations of Decay? Are you gonna complain because it's "boring" and "cringe" too? People like you are never going to be satisfied.

MCR has never been so happy. I've never seen them smile like that on stage before. That's all I care about.

daethpatrol

hey btw i was at the mcrtampa show with evanescence. ive been a fan for a decade. i know what im talking about LMAO please touch grass

daethpatrol

side note you also don't seem to understand what i meant by nothing new. instead of going with a new era like how danger days, black parade, revenge, and bullets are all distinct and different, they ride the coat tails still of their most popular record. genuinely it's not as high effort as you think, if you give me enough adderall and a day or two i could reinvent keposhka. it's just another cypher with cyrillic-based symbols. any theater kid could write you this same story. and they just have it to excuse the prices of everything theyre doing now lmao. do yall forget theyve been "reunited" since like. lockdown atp.

also. dear my chemical romance fandom, i am allowed to not like one song. case and point. if yall want me to pull my mf credentials out of a vault or whatever to back up that i know what im talking ab maybe ill cough em up too

daethpatrol

mcr hot take:

foundations of decay sucks as a song. it's progression isn't good, and so much of the lyrics just feel like gerard talking ab himself in a cringe 3rd person way.

also, mcr5 is real. it probably is. but they know everyone wants that, so they are dancing around it because they wanna draw in as much money as possible in the meantime. i don't like how we had an entire era based around ONE song as opposed to the entire albums we used to have. but everyone is frothing at the mouth for it bc they're so hung up on the people the band members used to be 20+ years ago. now they're "back," with 1 shitty song from like 5 years ago now, a whole flopped era (swarm) that led to nothing, and now the black parade again. it's like they ran out of ideas and theyre trying to run with old ones from where their most popular track comes from. if they really cared about giving the fans more authenic content, they would have dropped mcr5 already, instead of selling immensely overpriced tracksuits and calling it "realistic" to their new "lore."

it is a cashgrab. i need yall to open your eyes and see that all we have gotten are shows. shows that are immensely overpriced.

most music artists make their money from tours and shows, because record labels take a lot from digital streaming and such.

all of this i feel like, as time goes on, is progressively more profit-oriented. and the fans lean into it because they still think the band members are the same dudes from 20+ years ago.

myheadphonesareneverloudenough

Alright.

The reason MCR 5 has not happened yet is because of people like you. There are so many people pissed that they're doing Black Parade tours instead of giving us new music, but the new music we DID actually get—Foundations of Decay—you complain about it for the dumbest possible reasons. (Really? You hate it because it's "cringe"? Are you twelve?)

Their comeback SWARM tour did not flop, you're just bitter. And it did not "lead to nowhere", they hadn't been a band for years, and came back to play their old songs for younger fans who weren't around during the original tours, and for older fans who deserved a triumphant comeback. If it DID "flop", we wouldn't have My Chemical Romance in 2026, it was like a test run.

"They ran out of ideas". Oh yeah, because Gerard spending years developing an intricate story about Draag, creating a new language, producing an entire theatrical stage production with a full cast of actors, costumes, special effects, and audience participation, is DEFINITELY a sign that he's run out of ideas??? You clearly don't give a fuck about this band, because if you did you would realise that this entire tour is a metaphor for the chokehold that nostalgia has on the fanbase. MCR doesn't want to be your puppets anymore, doing exactly what they used to do for the audience's entertainment and comfort. So, you got that part right. They are not the same dudes as they were 20+ years ago. That's the point. Gerard is an author and an artist. If you don't give a fuck about his new stories, you don't have to interact with it. Literally no one is forcing you to learn the lore or buy the merch. But you don't get to hate on it because he's not a songwriting machine for your entertainment.

What happens when they DO release MCR5 and it sounds like Foundations of Decay? Are you gonna complain because it's "boring" and "cringe" too? People like you are never going to be satisfied.

MCR has never been so happy. I've never seen them smile like that on stage before. That's all I care about.

daethpatrol

hey btw i was at the mcrtampa show with evanescence. ive been a fan for a decade. i know what im talking about LMAO please touch grass

#lmao i knew i was gonna get ppl like this going after me #take a look at the world today man #sure they're happy making fucktons of money in arenas in horribly priced venues #but do know how expensive the whole world is #...literally look at their merch prices with a straight face.

mcr hot take:

foundations of decay sucks as a song. it's progression isn't good, and so much of the lyrics just feel like gerard talking ab himself in a cringe 3rd person way.

also, mcr5 is real. it probably is. but they know everyone wants that, so they are dancing around it because they wanna draw in as much money as possible in the meantime. i don't like how we had an entire era based around ONE song as opposed to the entire albums we used to have. but everyone is frothing at the mouth for it bc they're so hung up on the people the band members used to be 20+ years ago. now they're "back," with 1 shitty song from like 5 years ago now, a whole flopped era (swarm) that led to nothing, and now the black parade again. it's like they ran out of ideas and theyre trying to run with old ones from where their most popular track comes from. if they really cared about giving the fans more authenic content, they would have dropped mcr5 already, instead of selling immensely overpriced tracksuits and calling it "realistic" to their new "lore."

it is a cashgrab. i need yall to open your eyes and see that all we have gotten are shows. shows that are immensely overpriced.

most music artists make their money from tours and shows, because record labels take a lot from digital streaming and such.

all of this i feel like, as time goes on, is progressively more profit-oriented. and the fans lean into it because they still think the band members are the same dudes from 20+ years ago.

#mcr5 #my chemical romance #mcr5 theory

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No way out

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idiot jail for ignorant beasts

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wait i almosy forgot to post this. chibi cm for @daethpatrol again :}

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geewaysgreendayhoodie

one of my favorite parts of tumblr is finding people who also fucking hate the movie elf

daethpatrol

so i have a really funny story for you.

i love the movie elf, but i am fucking HAUNTED by it.

i work at a really shitty local pizza place in some shady ass mini strip mall spot. my boss for some reason, probably 2-3 years ago, bought a life-size animatronic of buddy the elf.

it's the creepiest fucking thing ever. my boss keeps him up YEAR-ROUND. by the front door. and dresses it up. it screams voice lines too, btw, it's motion activated. it is TERRIFYING.

geewaysgreendayhoodie

would you like me to come steal it for nefarious purposes for you?

daethpatrol

PLEASE LMFOAAOAOAO

geewaysgreendayhoodie

one of my favorite parts of tumblr is finding people who also fucking hate the movie elf

daethpatrol

so i have a really funny story for you.

i love the movie elf, but i am fucking HAUNTED by it.

i work at a really shitty local pizza place in some shady ass mini strip mall spot. my boss for some reason, probably 2-3 years ago, bought a life-size animatronic of buddy the elf.

it's the creepiest fucking thing ever. my boss keeps him up YEAR-ROUND. by the front door. and dresses it up. it screams voice lines too, btw, it's motion activated. it is TERRIFYING.

FUCK ALLLL EMPLOMYMENT

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idk if anyone told yall recently, but life is mega short. nothing we do will truly matter in the end, because we are just small specks that move along a rock in space. we invented concepts to describe things, we evolved to be where we are now. but we got here. and you, in this rock, know other specks here. you form more concepts, and such. one day, you'll hear how everything has and will always exist. it's true, every action to be taken has, is, and will always happen. these are constants, they never change at all because that is our existence. through all of this, everything going on and such, through good and bad days, i think it's important to remember that nothing you do will *truly* matter. but don't use this to depress yourself, use it as encouragement. nothing you do is going to matter, so who cares if you fuck it up along the way? as long as you reach a resolution that you somewhat like. live for yourself. do the things you want to. because you will never have this vessel again. customize it how you want to. make your vessel one you can appreciate. and sometimes shit is gonna suck, but it's okay. the best and possibly worst thing with this life, besides nothing truly mattering, is that everything is temporary. that one for me takes a little more time to grapple with. we are all temporary. there is nothing that is forever. not even the rock we're all on, is for forever. please don't sweat over your failures and mistakes, we don't have much time as is. i love you and i want you to keep your head up, okay?

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