THE POP PUNK TO MY PETER PAN

Hi, I'm M. I speak Italian, English, bits of Chinese, Larry Stylinson's body language, slash porn slang. But my mother tongue is sarcasm.

[louisexually]

OH ITS NOTHING IVE GOT FOUR BOYS IN MY EYE 

[reliquiaen]

AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their soul mate so they can grow old together.

[australian-government-deactivat]

i’d never die

[verylargetomato-deactivated2021]

but imagine already being in a relationship at 18 and then at 22 you’re both sitting there looking at each other and realizing that you both haven’t aged a day

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imagine platonically moving in with ur best friend at 18 and then realizing a few years later that you’ve been aging together

[sadgaywerewolf]

imagine purposely never finding your soul mate so you can reign eternal

[airtrafficcontroller]

holy shit i think we may have stumbled upon the greatest romance/adventure concept ever

[enlistedjess-deactivated2017010]

What if you killed your soul mate so you’d make sure you never aged.

[dissypoo]

This just makes me really want a story where the main antagonist is someone who has been killing their soulmate for centuries whenever they find them, and the main protagonist is the newly re-incarnated version of their soulmate

[rainyfrogs]

okay but you guys dont realize the potential.

imagine meeting a handsome young man who’s seen as a player and sleeps around a lot and you notice a scar along his arm and ask where he got it. he just look down at his feet and said “i used to be a soldier in world war one”. He’s been sleeping around and hooking up so much cause he’s been trying to find his soulmate for years but hasn’t yet.

Imagine going on your first date with someone and you really hit it off and then the next day you notice a grey hair and call them on the phone excitedly screaming and they both just sit on the phone hysterically crying and laughing.

Imagine sitting in silence with your partner and having them say out of the blue “i feel so old when im around you… but… in a good way” and thats the moment you know that they love you.

imagine having a dog thats 18 in human years and it starts to get gray patches of fur because they loves you so much.

imagine noticing you look older and freaking out but then stopping and getting super confused because “im not dating anyone right now…. which of my friends is my soulmate… WHICH ONE IS IT!?!?!?” and then they hopelessly date everyone they know in order to find out which one it fucking was. it was the pizza delivery guy the whole time. they went on 27 dates that all ended in confusion and heartbreak and it was the god damn pizza delivery guy from a month ago the whole fucking time. 

imagine someone dating their partner for 5 years and then having an affair. only after the affair do they start aging.

imagine nuns who start to age after they ceremoniously “marry god”

imagine people getting surgeries to look older cause they dont want people to think theyre alone.

imagine having parents who wont let you date anyone but they start to notice you aging and then you have to have a terrifying “surprise im gay and i have a boyfriend haha oops” conversation

imagine seeing couples with teenage kids and the couple both looks 18.

i could go on for hours.

[the-anime-man]

imagine immortal aromantics/asexuals

[magiccatprincess]

Hate to bring it to you but there can be such a thing as platonic soulmates.

[stylestm]

YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE THE “OH SHIT” MOMENT ON THEIR FACES

[no-control-larrie-deactivated20]

I LOVE THIS SO MCH HAHAHA

[minimimimouse-deactivated201611]

After the lilo kiss

[manga-ghoul]

旧下/stkY4 (Twitter)

旧下/furushita(Pixiv)

#Permission

[mr-styles]

[actualteenadultteen]

The Hunger Games, Actual Teen style!

On the left, 15-year-old Josh Hutcherson.

On the right, 16-year-old Jennifer Lawrence.

Think how much creepier it would be to see them killing other kids when they look so squishy-cheeked and little.

[antauri-the-hadozee]

“Think how much creepier it would be to see them killing other kids when they look so squishy-cheeked and little.”

THAT’S THE POINT SUZANNE COLLINS WAS TRYING TO MAKE

[lumos-of-my-life]

Think about these cute squishy kids being forced into a romance in order to survive

[impuretale]

And the threat of these cute squishy kids being forced into prostitution after the games are over. 

[my-graceless-heart]

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN WITH A REMINDER THAT FINNICK WAS 14 WHEN HE WAS REAPED/WON THE GAMES AND WAS FORCED INTO PROSTITUTION SOON AFTERWARD

[shinwaninare-deactivated2017121]

REMINDER THAT THESE BOOKS ARE PRETTY FUCKING DEEP FOR POPULAR YA LIT.

[kafkasgirlfriend-deactivated201]

There’s bravery in being soft.

[jolieing]

[louistomlinsonsz-deactivated201]

[kenkamishiro]

カネトー by huakuiliehuo Permission to repost given by artist.

[asktaikeru]

Why is there Daiken in here? (Cause I love these things)

This is apparently the sunflower blog now btw 

Where to find and ask adorable daiken

Where to find mimato and honestly everything else (beware the genderbent Hikari that’ll melt your heart)

[thecommonchick]

college is like when you go from 1st place to 11th in mario kart because you slipped on your own banana

[mxpissgremlin]

[babyconstellations]

THE 1D RE-TRACKLISTING

Listen on Spotify:

THE POP ALBUM

THE ALT POP ALBUM

THE DAD ROCK ALBUM 

THE UNPLUGGED ALBUM 

Or, listening to One Direction albums as they are stresses me out so I re-tracklisted them to flow/fit whatever mood I’m in. Sometimes you don’t wanna listen to No Control on repeat but feel like you’re listening to No Control on repeat.

Figured I’d share this now because the boys are going to drop new music in .5 seconds and ruin it.

[newblogwhosferninism-deactivate]

hey angel.

[thestylinsoncrew-deactivated201]

fuck you @1dhq