a reckless serenade

hi my name is keira or kae and i can't believe it's not butter

[daughterofchaos]

[kitchentable]

alright ladies let’s

go to sleep at a reasonable time tonight 

[cherryflavour-deactivated202007]

[fuckosexual]

do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are

[exceptionals]

sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say

[gaycrane-deactivated20210730]

“there were no cases of autism before 1930″

Yeah mt Everest wasn’t discovered till 1856 but im sure the fucking mountain still existed

[leepacey]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via theblessedone)

[jannelle-o]

You got me seeing stars

[failnation]

My captain friend sent me this photo. Saudi prince bought ticket for his 80 hawks.

[fugdamatriarchy-deactivated2018]

Nice

[heartofmarigold]

[oathwings]

LOOK WHAT JACKIE CHAN POSTED

[oathwings]

This is the lucky Lunar New Year Jackie Chan, reblog for lots of red envelopes

[foodchewer]

live laugh lasagna

[acnlvevo]

tag urself im sab

[respectfulmemes]

[333xoxo333-deactivated20210502]

[penisennui]

[livinmokotory]

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

[skylorde]

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

[dandythereforeiam]

[godisafuckingbeachboy]

smh if you can’t read this fuck w me when yr chakras are aligned

[pkgm]

This sign deserves to be on the front cover of Time magazine. 😳