dahlia

in which i reblog a variety of things or i can’t make up my mind

[purrincess-chat]

I posted this in discord recently cause I’ve been on a fandom break, but I wanted to share it here with you all too before disappearing back into the void, but okay, so like imagine with me for a moment:

Everyone always has Adrien moving in with Marinette and her parents after his father is exposed as Hawkmoth because ships, and like I love those, but what if, hear me out: Nino

What if Adrien gets adopted by Nino’s family instead, and he gets to have a real family. With siblings. Brothers. His best friend. They could share a room and have bunk beds, and at first Nino is like, ahh, sorry, I know it’s smaller than what you’re used to, but then Adrien is just…so pumped? “Nino, can I please have the top bunk?” “Uhhh, sure?” 

Let Nino and Adrien be best friends! Let them have a brotherly bond. Let someone love Adrien!

[suddenlyimseventeen]

I can’t believe that after years of speculation, the day Lauren and Joey publicly confirmed that they were dating was ALSO the day they announced their ENGAGEMENT. Iconic.

[sergiothefamilyman]

the starkid fandom after checking instagram on this day of july 20th, 2020

[ifibelieved]

LAUREN AND JOEY ARE ENGAGED 🥺🥺🥺

[ms2jfv7os13]

based on this important post (congrats on 1k @jewishpercy!)

[87-pounds-deactivated20160310]

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

[magicoftelevision]

[thebagelhut]

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

[motherhenna]

[discount-butlins]

[oakh4rt]

throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

[pipabething]

can't stop thinking about how when annabeth called kronos re-forming disgusting luke's response was basically: "oh you wanna talk about disgusting? zeus birthed your mom through his fucking forehead shut the FUCK UP"

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Happening right now, July 2020 

[cookiekappa]

avatar...but with scrunchies

[magesup]

if iroh was there to help zuko introduce himself to the gaang, but its still just as disastrous

[movecl-deactivated20201016]

i'm literally begging you to help us defend our freedom of speech. we have six days.

please reblog this post, especially if you live outside of the philippines. please help us.

i didn't make the carrd, but it's one of the most useful links right now. #JunkTerrorBillNow needs the most urgency, but there are other issues present too.

i'm begging you all to reblog.

[movecl-deactivated20201016]

i just woke up and wow

im going to start crying again but for a good reason

thank you to everyone who reblogged this. i don't know how it blew up, but it did. and the numbers are still spiking, which is great.

i made a slight error, i'm really sorry about that,

we only have six days until the bill relapses into law (until july 9)

please forgive the miscalculation; i know it takes away some of the urgency. but thank you so much for everyone who cares. i'm a small nobody, but seeing how many people have been reached by my post makes me feel like i'm helping a little. thank you for helping my countrymen fight our government. every little bit of effort helps.

#VetoTerrorBillNow

[castawaydiva]

12 year old Percy saying he doesn’t believe in gods is so unmatched

[satorugojjo]

he really said rip to everyone at chb but im different 😔

[tsigililimclean]

hera is like "i know a spot" and then she wipes your memory and puts you on a school bus to take a field trip to the grand canyon that you didnt sign up for with two people youve never met before in your life, one of whom is convinced that youre her boyfriend and the other who insists that youre his best friend, an angry satyr w a baseball bat posing as a high school coach who definitely shouldnt have his job, and an evil storm spirit who hits on your girl and yeah shes really only been your girl for maybe half an hour but like youre still upset about it regardless, then you get electrocuted while youre trying to fight said evil storm spirit because hes moved on from trying to hit on your girl and has instead decided to kill you, and just when you think your day cant get any weirder, a blonde girl with a knife shows up to scream at you about her missing boyfriend because you lost a shoe in the fight and the goddess who got you into this mess told her that a guy with one shoe would be the key to all her problems, and like her relationship issues really arent your concern but now shes dragging you off to some camp in a flying chariot to interrogate you about it anyway so at this point youre kinda just like yeah okay this might as well happen.

[ursie]

Jason everyday because he literally has no frame of reference

[whumpster-dumpster]

Reluctant Injury Reveals

- Pulling off sunglasses to reveal a black eye

- Pulling off a hat to reveal blood in their hair

- Taking off a jacket to reveal a side wound

- Rolling up sleeves to reveal scars on their arms

- Taking off a shoe to reveal a swollen/broken foot

- Pulling off gloves to reveal cracked/bloody knuckles

[jewishpercy]

when they landed in croatia nico mustve been like what the fuck isn’t this yugoslavia???????

[jewishpercy]

jason, piper, leo and frank drawing straws to figure out who’s going to have to explain the fall of the soviet union to nico and hazel

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Nico and Percy’s dynamic in BotL is honestly the funniest fucking thing because Percy’s this emotionally exhausted 15 year old who is the sole person concerned about this feral 11 year old street urchin that wants to kill him…Chiron and the rest of the camp are just like ‘sometimes, children are homeless and they die. what can you do😔‘ and Percy’s just like ‘no???? we need to make sure he’s eating???? and that he’s not captured by an army of monsters???’ and Nico keeps trying to plot Percy’s downfall except he can’t actually come up with a plan because he’s Eleven or whatever and it’s just….remember when you were 15? remember what that felt like? now imagine being 15 and trying to wrangle an 11 year old that’s hissing and kicking your shins into brushing his teeth. imagine trying to tell this little asshole to go to bed before 10pm and he pulls out a fucking sword. how is someone supposed to handle that??? Percy surely doesn’t know! there’s a scene in BoO where Nico’s like ‘I don’t want to eat anything, but I know Percy would annoy the fuck out of me to force me to eat if he was here ugh’ sfkjsdfkj Percy literally had to CONDITION him into acting like a functioning person…and Percy’s inner monologue half the time is like ‘Yes I would kill for Nico di Angelo. Yes he is the worst person I know and I Will strangle him to death one day.’ like he doesn’t even completely like Nico as a person but everyone else is just chill with letting him run around by himself so Percy somehow ends up having to pseudo-parent this goth brat when he’s 15 and Barely Holding His Own Shit Together like….objectively an incredible dynamic lmao

[marauders70s]

Brain half asleep scramblies:

Imagine how many books about famous wizards Hermione has read. How there are living legends right now around the world three such fearsome and terrible wizards with such reputations she needs to go to them so she travels with a nervous Ron in tow to Wizard Jenkins, but he’s not in. Then to Wizard Pendragon, and he’s not in. Finally she’s like FUCK IT ALL and Ron’s all Hermione no! He’s a fearsome wizard who meddles in the dark arts you should hear what they say he does - and Hermione is like I’ll be the witch of his waste and finally jams down the door of a moving castle to come face to face with a confused Sophie nursing her son Morgan and she only has to look for one second at hermiones furious face before she yells HOWL!!!!

Anyway Hermione discovers he’s from wales and is like GTFO you pretentious asshat!!! And Sophie is like oh howl I like her let’s keep her would you like tea? Calcifer will make some

Anyway I’m half asleep this way all disproportionately funny to me in my detailed and wild imaginings. Ps ron and Hermione are drawn studio ghibli style if that helps relive my bedtime experience and hermiones hair is magnificent and howl is very jealous and very contrite about liking video games and rugby.

Ron has a better time than expected

Anyway sorry for this I started this draft mobile sucks can’t format too tired original draft I couldn’t figure out how to delete pictures I added by accident of my cat and two receipts so here we are. Night friends. Dream of the disaster of howl Sophie and Hermione meeting