yikes

18+ pls. I'm just gonna reblog anything that gets me to crack a fckn smile who reads this shit anyway.

[daily-delirium]

I need to kill and maim and bite

[parakored]

I also draw this for Dispatch

[ppinksun]

like tossing a baby bird from the nest

[sacred-portal]

[madderhatter]

[soundtestmenu]

[sargassostories]

happy He literally loves Dragon fruit saturday

[thememedaddy]

[liberalsarecool]

The cruelty of racist white men.

[wolf840]

Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead?

I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life.

[tiredspacedragon]

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

[mysillycomics]

[greelin]

hey man this is a fight to the death. why are you bricked up rn

[greelin]

not mad btw. Just curious

[queerdungeons]

gollums loincloth is like 2 inches of toilet paper and he’s hopping around like disneys quasimodo doing acrobatics and we as an audience are narrowly spared from seeing his peepee but you cannot you CANNOT argue that sam and frodo didnt see it at least once!! they didn’t want to but they didn’t have things like camera angles to save them they probably saw gollums swinging little meat sack a hundred times and both of them just decided to never ever mention it

[lesserjoke]

did they decide to never ever mention it or are they talking about it constantly every time the camera cuts away? we the audience get to decide and that’s why i think fiction is so powerful

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

I join the Discord server

I mute the Discord server

I'm never seen again in the Discord server

[catcrumb]

[caats]

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[landsccape]

[greelin]

if i was immortal killing myself would be my hobby and like i truly believe it would fix something in me. i do

[greelin]

therapist would not like this one

[theotherwesley]

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

[teaboot]

Douglas Adams ass type sexyman

[kerink]

i know we're all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don't think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i'd share my favorite self-care hand out

brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad

[brosser-les-dents]

Going to tack brushing your teeth onto this list. But this just looks like a fantastic and clear tool to help you actually care for yourself.